“Hi, Mom! Just wanted to let you know that my new roommates are awesome! We do everything together, and one of them is even African-American! XOX Later!”
[Found here.]
Tag: FAIL
Barbie’s Halloween Costume Is Awesome.
[Found here.]
Yeah. Cute idea, but… No.
[Parentally-forced costume fail (PFCF) found here.]
Right-Justified Hot Links
Nice groove: The Gaylads‘ 1967 rocksteady version of The Sounds of Silence.
This source states that wombats poop bricks.
This source explains how and why wombats poop bricks.
This source explains what wombats’ poop bricks are used for.
Art. It’s sometimes a misnomer.
“What do you think of Bernie’s tax plan?” These students like it .
[Top image: Animated .gif of Frederica Wilson’s hats.]
The .Gif Post No. 506 – White Blazer, Wave Save & Crash Survival
Fast Food – Free Delivery
[Found here.]
Apple Logos Drawn From Memory
Friday the 13th. She had it all covered.
Apparently that’s Jeanne Carmen.
“As the plump sausages were beginning to brown, there was a knock on the door. Chicago Mob Boss Sam Giancana showed no fear as he turned back the double locks on the heavy steel door of his fortress like home that protected him from the outside world. Sam looked his old friend Johnny Roselli in the eye and invited him in. The men kissed on the cheek, exchanged pleasantries and shared a laugh. Then “Mooney”, as Johnny affectionately called Sam, heard the sausages sizzling in their pan and ran back to the stove to keep them from burning. While he was rolling them over, Johnny quietly crept up behind him and placed the muzzle of a .22 caliber handgun equipped with a silencer at the base of his skull and said “Sam, this is for Marilyn”. Sam hesitated a moment as he tended to the sausages. A split second passed. In that moment, an image of Marilyn Monroe, the quintessential Hollywood Goddess, platinum blond bombshell, orphaned child, cheesecake pin up girl, fantasy lover to thousands of men, supposed tragic suicide victim and lover of President John F. Kennedy and his brother Bobby, filled Sam’s head. Then Johnny pulled the trigger.”
[Found here.]
Basketball Jones
[Found here.]
Nothing Much Happened Today.
Guy obviously lost his s**t – not a rare event in prisons (or even in the NFL these days). Here are some fun headlines:
Pa. state prison inmate gets caught with hand stuck in toilet.
Doctors cut toilet from inmate.
Teen prisoner adds to woes by getting arm stuck in toilet.
[Image found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 