The Titanic Movie Floating Door Analysis

Titanic Door Study 1

Titanic Door Study

Yep. There’s hard proof that two people could have fit on it, and Jack shouldn’t have had to slip off into the drink.
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! Was it teak, pine or oak?

[2nd image found here.]

Just say it… SAY IT!

Say Erm Now

[Found here.]

Five Sponges On A Bench In Florida

Sponges On A Bench

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 421 – 15mph Stupid, Googly Eyes & Still Life With Monkey

Brilliant FacePlant

Googly

Still Life With Monkey

[Found here and here, and I messed with the last one a tad.]

Truth In Advertising.

Truth In Advertising

Dude should’ve thrown a trollface for the win.

[Found here.]

That was easy.

Disability

[Found here via here.]

Varmints

Our neighborhood has had gopher problems ever since the city quit treating the underground metropolis in the park 100 feet from our property, so we hired an extermination company at our own expense. They put bait in the tunnels, and they gas them.

When poison and gas doesn’t work, they taunt them mercilessly all the way back to the park. Now they take pictures of their taunting, and email the photos to prove it.

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True story, and I noticed that the photo was deleted from their customer link entitled “How Did We Do?”

The .Gif Friday Post No. 420 – Dog In A Bucket, Waves & Door Slam

Trapped In A Bucket
Waves
Snow Win Fail

[Found here, here and here.]

Monetary Disfigurement

Coin Disfiguration

Zombie coins. Someone’s probably trying to make a pithy artistic political statement, but they’re still kinda cool.

[Found here.]

Off-The-Shelf Hot Links

Bunkshelf

This Bunkshelf made a funny without my help.

That floating island of garbage in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?
It’s a myth
.

Flesh-like body parts for sale.

StarWars 1977.

TRUE: A legal immigrant with no criminal record contributed $20K too much to a woman’s election campaign and was sentenced to 8 months in a confinement center for hard core criminals all because he criticized Barack Obama.

Got Alpaca? It’s the Other red meat.

Skanatra.

Still Life With Monkey:

Still Life With Monkey [0]

Oh, yeah, and then there’s this.