This either explains a lot, or it doesn’t.
[Found here. Related posts here and here. If it still doesn’t make sense to you, click here.]

It’s like a giant brain-sucking leech. I want one.
Oh wait…
[Image, caption, and more about the hairstyle here.]
[Found here.]
Sorry, it’s just wrong. It can’t be fixed, even if you say it’s cool. I’d rather see marmaduke mullets than canine q-tips.
[Related post here.]
BTW, according to WorpDress stats, this is the 1,800th post on Tacky Raccoons since 3 August 2007, and I didn’t steal it from anybody! BoogahBoogah!