Dude held it in for miles.

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[Found here.]

Super Saloon

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“They didn’t even spell ‘saloon’ in Bangla right, it reads ‘Che-lun’.”

Salon = বৈঠকখানা
Saloon = সেলুন
Balloon = বেলুন

[Found in here.]

High Fidelity Hot Links

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It’s all Whack.
(Click on the image at the link.)

President George W. Bush touching the heads of bald men.

Sports.

34 Weasel Balls.

Weasel Ball spooks an emu.

How many men does it take to capture an emu?

Emu and Ostrich facts.

The song of the Ostrich.

Johnny Cash: “I was almost killed by an ostrich.”

Top image: Tribute painting of Johnny Cash battling the ostrich by Erika Jane.

 

Saturday Matinee – 1922 Hotties, Grampa Shreds, 50 Blues Riffs & Jeff Healey with Dr. John

1922 beauties and fashions in color [via].

Anonymous octogenarian walks into a guitar store and doesn’t play “Smoke On The Water.”

This guy nails the styles and acknowledges that there are caption typos in the vid. The Utoobage post has the entire list.

Jeff Healey (with Dr. John) had a killer jam recorded in 1988.

Have a great weekend, folks. Rock on wit yo bad sef.

The .GIF Friday Post No. 468 – Hot Head, Caution ‘Coon & Dancin’ Dog

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[Found here, here and here.]

Mr. Badger doesn’t like to be disturbed.

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If you open that door, you WILL be disturbed.

[Found in here.]

Privacy.

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[Image found here. Other images on that site may be NSFK, NSFW.]

Cold Rod

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[Found here.]

Nothing Much Happened Today.

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Via Google Translate:

In the Chelyabinsk military brought “warm weather”

In connection with the cooling of caring the military brought to Chelyabinsk whole body “warm weather.” The information published on the portal picabu.

In fact, the military truck was taken to the runway a huge load, shaped like a small “sun”, painted by a child or cartoon flowers Sunflower. It is not known what kind of load, but most likely in the photo shows the nozzle for cleaning of road transport. Why are engaged in military delivery is unknown. Just do not understand why it is necessary to deliver the goods to the first runway truck after dump on the road, and after apparently uploaded to military aircraft.

The portal pikabu photo caused a lot of comments and jokes related to the “delivery to the warm weather.”

[Image found here via here. Somewhat related posts here.]

Hot Links on the Half Shell

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Agoraphobic? This SpyCam Suit records 360° videos of your surroundings so you can walk around with your eyes closed and check out your surroundings in private later.

Watch Yo Mouth.” Nope. Not gonna play that game. Ever. [via]

From the Fun Facts to Know and Tell Department:
Americans say, “Van Go,” the Brits say, “Van Goff.” Neither pronunciation of Vincent Willem Van Gogh‘s surname is correct. In Dutch, it’s “von khakh,” with “kh” as a guttural [ˈvɪnsɛnt ˈʋɪləm vɑn ˈɣɔx] but if you can’t handle gutturals, it’s pronounced “Vahn Kahk.”

Night Flight OPs video aboard the aircraft carrier USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (CVN 69) is pretty cool [via].

Victor Davis Hanson on the 2016 Presidential Election.

Captain James Kirk on the USS Zumwalt.

How long is a slip? According to the Americans with Disabilities Act Section 235.2 it’s 40 feet.

10 minutes; 1 minute; 10 seconds – A Speed Drawing Challenge. This fun exercise has been around for decades as a way to teach students how to sketch. It forces you to focus on the essentials.

[Top image found here. Looks like me when I was 12.]