CB & FZ

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A seat at this table would have been priceless.

[Image from here by way of link from here.]

Have a seat. Play a tune. Then wash your hands.

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Girls – Please peel off the paper ass-gaskets and flush ’em.  They don’t do anything anyway.

Guys – Be sure to put the seat back up after you’re done peeing on it.

Everybody – Always flush with your feet.

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This one might be inconvenient if one was, um, in a hurry, but it certainly allows one to shower and survey the property at the same time.

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This works the same as the one above, if you’re on a budget.  Doesn’t have quite the same view though, so you’ll need a flashlight to read ObamaWorldNews.

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Final Reminder:  Drop ’em where it counts.

[Images from here, here, and here.  Related post here.  What the heck, we’ll add another category so that you can find all the Potty Humor with one click.]

A Bird in the Mouf

After posting one image of a woman with a bird in her mouth here, why stop now?

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This is sexy.

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This is NOT sexy.

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This is, um, unnecessary.

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But THIS is a timeless classic.

[Image sources credited via links above, except for the last one, as it’s been circulated for years.  Where is he now?]

Something’s just not right.

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Child Pageant FAIL

[Found here, here (via here), and from page 4 of the June 2009 issue of Smithsonian.  Might have to create a new category for stuff like this.]

Saturday Matinee – Lokotv, Cheers, Buddy Guy & GE Smith, Kid Ramos, Flo & Eddie

Odd.  Consider it a cartoon before the main feature.

Best opening sequence for Cheers without the cloying theme song.

Buddy Guy talks about how his career began with a salami sandwich.  True rags-to-riches story. (G.E. Smith backing.)

I was prowling for some early Thunderbirds when I found a name I’d forgotten about.  Here’s Kid Ramos and Los Fabulocos cranking on “Burnin’ the Chicken” in New Braunfels, Texas, 21 March 2009.

This is the funniest version of Dylan’s “It Ain’t Me, Babe.”
The Turtles made a mockery of  pop love songs, but created a decent string of hits anyway. Flo and Eddie eventually joined Frank Zappa’s Mothers.  (Mrs. Strutts pointed out that Eddie dances the Freddie at the end of the clip.)

The .Gif Friday Post No.82 – FAIL, FAIL, YEA WIN!

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Socialism FAIL.

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Don’t worry.  The monkeys won’t starve until their providers run out of food.

[Image from here.]

Pay No Attention

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Heh.  More photoshoppery please.

Email your best remake in . jpg format,  and we’ll assemble them for a future post for you to vote on your favorites.  Of course we’ll give you/your blog credit, endorsed with a link.  (Don’t have Photoshop?  It’s easily done with MS Paint; see below the break.)

Send your best shot to bunkstrutts at verizon.net by 30 JUNE 2009 with the title “PROTEST” in the subject bar.  You know what to do. Keep it clean:  PG-13 max.

[Original undoctored image found here.  Pre-blanked out poster after the break.] Continue reading “Pay No Attention”

Ignosecond.

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How to get on the Dean’s other list…

[Image from here.]

Memorial Day – Remember Always.

Heroes

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