The .gif Friday Post No. 83 – Superman meets Dr. Leary

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[Update: Did this post turn you into a zombie, too?  If so, lemme know in the comments section.  I’ll forward your orders in a future post.  You know who you are.]

“Hi Hon. What’s for dinner?”

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I think I’d rather have that, than this:

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Imagine that! Fully cooked, and it looks just like the label…

[Top image found in my kitchen.  Bottom image from Neatorama – they beat me to it.  Related post here.  What the heck, we might as well add a new Category for Food.]

Have a seat. Play a tune. Then wash your hands.

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Girls – Please peel off the paper ass-gaskets and flush ’em.  They don’t do anything anyway.

Guys – Be sure to put the seat back up after you’re done peeing on it.

Everybody – Always flush with your feet.

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This one might be inconvenient if one was, um, in a hurry, but it certainly allows one to shower and survey the property at the same time.

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This works the same as the one above, if you’re on a budget.  Doesn’t have quite the same view though, so you’ll need a flashlight to read ObamaWorldNews.

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Final Reminder:  Drop ’em where it counts.

[Images from here, here, and here.  Related post here.  What the heck, we’ll add another category so that you can find all the Potty Humor with one click.]

A Bird in the Mouf

After posting one image of a woman with a bird in her mouth here, why stop now?

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This is sexy.

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This is NOT sexy.

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This is, um, unnecessary.

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But THIS is a timeless classic.

[Image sources credited via links above, except for the last one, as it’s been circulated for years.  Where is he now?]

Something’s just not right.

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Child Pageant FAIL

[Found here, here (via here), and from page 4 of the June 2009 issue of Smithsonian.  Might have to create a new category for stuff like this.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.82 – FAIL, FAIL, YEA WIN!

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Saturday Matinee – Funny Dude, A Capella, Slugs, and PF Live

Lotta truisms there;  video found in Archie’s Archives.

Don’t know who these folks are, but “Oh Gee” was a hit in 1955 by the Crows. Could be them.

The Persuasions were/are possibly the most underrated acapella group (featuring bass singer Jimmy Hayes, who Frank Zappa called “the human sub-woofer”).

“Legendary musician Frank Zappa and his wife Gail discovered The Persuasions (in a commercial sense) in 1968. At the urging and encouragement of a good friend of the Persuasions, David Dashev (who eventually became the groups producer and manager), Zappa listened to a tape of The Persuasions. Shortly after listening to the tape, Frank and Gail Zappa signed the group to their label. The Persuasions debut album ‘Straight’ was a mix of studio and live recordings released during the fall of 1970.”

(This group was featured here before, but unfortunately the videos were yanked by Utoob for seventy mental reasons.)

This is an old one from the Beeb, narrated by David Attenborough.  It’s cool, bizarre and gross at the same time, but it’s nature. I posted it just because  Thelit said her kids and their friends love this kinda stuff.  Go for it.

After the Slugs (wasn’t that a Grateful Dead tune, or maybe a Peter Sellars movie?) this may help clean your eye sockets. Other than the dopey devilpigs,  it’s all cool.

Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf Barf

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Save bucks, buy Barf in bulk. Kinda Pythonesque.

[Image found here.]

M.R. Stefanik is not afraid of Chuck Norris…

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…because M.R. Stefanik died at the age of 38 in 1919 and never met Chuck Norris.  Yet.

[Found here.]

The .gif Friday Post No. 80 – Sports?

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Folks–  We’ve been posting .gif animations every Friday, and although we’d prefer to give credit, the majority (but not all) of the .gif’s we post are pilfered from a handful of collection sites that give no credit to the original authors.  So here’s a poll.  Lemme know what you think. –Bunk

[Update 21 May 2009 –  When we post images and .gif animations like these, TR usually (but not always) renames and saves them in this format:

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Name of the image, followed by the name of the site, followed by the date that our crack team of webminers found it, in the format of yr/mo/day, followed by .jpg, gif, etc.  This allows us to archive unpublished images and to credit the sources later. It’s a sloppy but honest way to do it.

To find the hidden sources, all you need to do is hover your cursor over them. Rock on.  –Bunk]