Category: Cool

Saturday Matinee – Bruce, TXT, Robin, John Lee, and Elevators

Bruce Lee plays pingpong with nunchuck.  Awesome.

TXT Island, found at ZanyPickle.

Okay.  Back to the basics.  Here’s Robin Trower‘s “Too Rolling Stoned” from 1975.  There was a blues revival going on back then, but it was overshadowed by theatrical rock.

I was gonna jump to George Thorogood‘s classic cover of “One Bourbon…” but thought I’d look for John Lee Hooker‘s original. Found several on the Utoobage, until this jumped up:  “Hobo Blues” from 1965.  Judging by his odd fingerings, he’s got his guitar tuned to Dmajor, but that’s just a guess. (Hooker always looked to me like he’d been popped in both eyes during a bar fight.)

Since Friday the Thirteenth comes on a Saturday this month, here’s The 13th Floor Elevators, 1966.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 84 – Too close

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This takes talent.  Unfortunately, she’ll never be able to duplicate that move.

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All in the timing.

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Let’s see, I’m too safe here. I think I better move.

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This guy’s cheated death so many times it doesn’t phase him anymore.

[.Gif animations found and linked by PlanetDan.]

WE SHALL NOT BE BOILED! THIS IS PASTAAA!

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Forget PETA. Pasta have feelings, too.

[Found here.]

Czeers!

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No, I didn’t bother to run the post through babelflush, or the google translaughter.  I can only imagine what it says, and it probably has to do with ferrets, canned yams and batman underwear.  Since most of you are just messing around at work (I know this;  I read the traffic patterns) click the link and gimme a reasonable translation.

[Original image from the great and wonderful Halbot, and, yes, I know it has nothing to do about me… or does it?]

[Related video here.]

These Guys Were Awesome.

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Don’t remember the Hansons?  Click here. Want more? Click here for the classic warmup scene.
[F-bombs & gratuitous violence warning. I love it.]

“Slap Shot”  was loosely based upon a true story about the sale of a losing hockey team.  The movie featured brothers Steve and Jeff Carlson with David Hanson;  all three were professional hockey players.

Hanson substituted for the third Carlson brother Jack, who had been drafted by the Edmonton Oilers and couldn’t make the filming. (Jack had a nice record on his own, piling up 1,111 penalty minutes in 508 professional games.)

[Photoshopped image source is dead. Summary of the movie “Slap Shot” here.]

Saturday Matinee – Powr

The Powr of One…
[via Woosk.]

Powr-ful Stuff – the Fabulous Thunderbirds.

Soul Powr – JB

Towr of Powr.

CB & FZ

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A seat at this table would have been priceless.

[Image from here by way of link from here.]

Have a seat. Play a tune. Then wash your hands.

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Girls – Please peel off the paper ass-gaskets and flush ’em.  They don’t do anything anyway.

Guys – Be sure to put the seat back up after you’re done peeing on it.

Everybody – Always flush with your feet.

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This one might be inconvenient if one was, um, in a hurry, but it certainly allows one to shower and survey the property at the same time.

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This works the same as the one above, if you’re on a budget.  Doesn’t have quite the same view though, so you’ll need a flashlight to read ObamaWorldNews.

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Final Reminder:  Drop ’em where it counts.

[Images from here, here, and here.  Related post here.  What the heck, we’ll add another category so that you can find all the Potty Humor with one click.]

A Bird in the Mouf

After posting one image of a woman with a bird in her mouth here, why stop now?

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This is sexy.

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This is NOT sexy.

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This is, um, unnecessary.

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But THIS is a timeless classic.

[Image sources credited via links above, except for the last one, as it’s been circulated for years.  Where is he now?]

The .Gif Friday Post No.82 – FAIL, FAIL, YEA WIN!

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