Varmints

Our neighborhood has had gopher problems ever since the city quit treating the underground metropolis in the park 100 feet from our property, so we hired an extermination company at our own expense. They put bait in the tunnels, and they gas them.

When poison and gas doesn’t work, they taunt them mercilessly all the way back to the park. Now they take pictures of their taunting, and email the photos to prove it.

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True story, and I noticed that the photo was deleted from their customer link entitled “How Did We Do?”

Signature Service Hot Links

Gas Can Guitar Boy

Why A Pair of Pants?

“Pants” is an abbreviation for “Pantaloons,” originally a two-piece garment, with one sleeve for each leg, both tied around the waist. The codpiece was a polite, yet not-so-polite, appurtenance. Pantaloons (with or without codpieces) were a hit in France in the late 1600s. What a surprise.

The word “pantaloons” comes from the French pantalon, derived from Italian pantalone, named after San Pantalone, aka Saint Pantaleone, aka Saint Panteleímon.

St. PantaleoneThat guy was pretty cool. He practiced medicine until he became a Faith Healer and was accused of witchcraft in 305AD. He survived being set on fire with torches, being dipped in molten lead, tied to a rock and thrown into the sea, fed to wild animals, torn apart on the rack, and a beheading. He freed a bunch of slaves, too. Once he agreed that beheading was usually lethal, he was beheaded a second time and he died.

But that’s not all.

In the Middle Ages he came to be regarded as the patron saint of physicians and midwives. A phial containing some of his blood has been preserved at Constantinople; on his Feast Days (he scored three – 27 July, 28 July, and 18 February) his blood boils. Pure awesome.

The origin of the taunt “Liar, liar, pants on fire!” is related.

Straatsen in the Netherlands [via].

Hexaflexigon burrito. Do it. Eat it.

Some of these DIY illusions are cool.

RHNB = Red Hot Nickel Ball. Nice video collection by a guy who knows what to do with one.

El Niño – He’s a-comin’ ta gitcha, and Google Maps has you covered.

We’ve all seen ’em. They’re called dickheads.

Don’t do this [via].

Do this instead. [Top image screen-capped from that video and doctored a tad.]


[Update: Added the Epilogue to the St. Pantaleone saga.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 420 – Dog In A Bucket, Waves & Door Slam

Trapped In A Bucket
Waves
Snow Win Fail

[Found here, here and here.]

Phi Do

Phi Phun

This either explains a lot, or it doesn’t.

[Found here. Related posts here and here. If it still doesn’t make sense to you, click here.]

Just ewe and me, babe.

Snow Sheep

…with fleece as white as snow.

[Found here.]

Saturday Matinee – Rowan Atkinson, The All Night Long Blues Band, Samantha Fish & Satchmo

Rowan Atkinson plays air drums with brilliance.

The All Night Long Blues Band at The Cat Head Store in Clarksville Mississippi, 2013. There’s something both absurd and awesome going on there, and I like it.

This one’s a jawdropper. Samantha Fish kills it on a 4-string cigar box guitar. From Wiki:

During the summer of 2013, Fish was called up on stage to play with a skeptical Buddy Guy who was so impressed with her playing on the guitar, he declared with a beaming smile to his audience, “When this kind of shit happens, I’ll play all night!”

Let’s wrap it up with some Satchmo. This 1933 version of “Dinah” was some great jump blues.

Have a great weekend and we’ll roll again tomorrow.

The .Gif Friday Post No.419 – El Niño, Sisyphus Machine & a 1833 Phenakistoscope

El Nino
Job
Phenakistoscope 1833

[Found here, here and here.]

It’s The Law.

Its The Law

[Found here.]

Dude. I got this.

Dude, I got this

[Found here.]

Monday Morning Picture Frame

Monday Morning Picture Frame

His name is Traffic.

[Found here.]