Pat Reidy’s Contribution to the World: Coca-Cola Museum, Xalapa, Mexico

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Hi, Pat. I see that your love for Coca-Cola is still alive and well. Why do you love it so much?

Pat Reidy: Well, firstly, I really like the flavor, but I also think that it represents one of the best publicity campaigns that there’s ever been in the world. It’s international, it’s intelligent, and uses everything to promote its brand. People see a T-shirt, a toy, a poster or whatever, and want to drink a Coke. Coca-Cola invented Santa Claus, and that says everything.

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Yes, please. Tell me about the steps I need to follow in order to be a professional Coca-Cola drinker.
You should always drink it really cold; always from a glass bottle, or maybe from a can, but never, ever from a plastic bottle. The best Coke is the one that comes from the tiny glass bottle. I always buy the 355-milliliter glass bottle, though.

How many Cokes do you drink a day?
I don’t drink it much nowadays. I drink one 355-milliliter bottle a day and I really enjoy it—you have no idea. Unless there’s a party or a special occasion; then I drink more. But that’s what I do now, because for years, when I had to teach 12 hours a day, drinking Coke was my salvation. I used to drink 15 355-milliliter bottles a day.

Was it ever bad for your health?
Never. Back then there was no water. There was no purified water and they didn’t sell water gallons to keep at home. So between drinking boiled water or Coke, well, there is no contest, really. I also cook with Coca-Cola.

What do you cook with Coke?
You can cook many things with Coca-Cola. I even have recipe books. My specialty is a hamburger that I make with my secret recipe. I fry it on my grandmother’s pan—which is huge—with Coca-Cola instead of oil, a bit of English sauce, pepper, garlic salt, and onions. It’s wonderful. I call it Pat’s hamburger. I also use it in soups. I love it.

[Images and commetary found here, via here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 398 – Smooth Hit WIN, Clap Hands & Tripping Down The Hall

Escalator Arm WIN

WakeUp
Tripping Down The Hall

[Found in here, in here and here. That top one is pure Buster Keaton. Kudos to whoever you are.]

Eat the brains first.

Chocolate Bunny

[Found here.]

Unexplained Nightmares Forever.

LobsterGirl

Please don’t do this to your children, and don’t do it to your lobster either. It’s just not right and it’s not funny.

[Found here.]

Happy Birthday. You Rock.

Happy Birthday

[Found here.]

Nothing Much Happened Today.

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Friday the 13th comes on a Monday this month. A whole week of bad luck, unless you’re a tree snake.

[Found here.]

Saturday Matinee – Bonus

To lighten it up a tad from the previous rant, this is clever.

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“Quick, Robin! To The Batmotable!”

Batmotable

[Found here.]

Danger, Wilma Robinson.

Danger Wilma Robinson
Danger Wilma Robinson
Several possibilities here.
1.  She’s ignorant.
2.  She knows exactly what she’s doing but doesn’t give a crap.
3.  Her boyfriend didn’t fill the tank so she’s filling it with diesel.
4.  She runs a massage parlor in Great Barrington.
5.  All of the above.

[Found in here.]

Self-Explanatory

Stealth Drinking

Stealth drinking apparatus.
Dude. That’s the best you could come up with?
There are easier ways…

[Found here.]