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Furry Meatblob, done to perfection.
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Category: Humor
HAPPY NEW YEAR ME BLOOGIES!
Amazing. Just one year ago this exact same thing happened.
However, if you exceeded your level of tolerance last night and you cringe at having to prepare something to eat for the Bowl Bowl Games, you’ve come to the right place.
Bunk’s Chili is 1 hour prep, 1 hour leaving it alone, one hour nap, and you’re good to go.
Happy New Year!
New Year’s Eve 2019
May you have peace, liberty, prosperity, and allow yourselves to consume and enjoy massive quantities of stuff that causes tumors in rats.
Rock on.
[Image found here and elsewhere.]
Ringing In The New Hotlinks
If truth bothers you, don’t watch this.
Mouse trap design from pre-1590AD works.
Rediscovered this cool video of a Murmeration.
Nice collection of sailing songs links and inks.
To alpacas, hedgehogs seem like mysterious beings full of mystery and wonder.
Parking para perros [via]. It’s a clever idea for people who ride their dogs around town, but who knows if the dogs like it.
Breaking news / bombshell / tipping point / the walls are closing in / the beginning of the end. They’re called Talking Heads for a reason.
This attractive young woman took a DNA test and found that she has mostly European ancestry, and she’s upset about it. Perhaps it’s a hoax advert?
Recent E-Mail convo went kinda like this:
“Give me a precise number.”
“I can’t do that for liability reasons.”
“All I want is a general range.”
“Here you go.”
“Ha ha. No, I mean a ballpark figure.”
“Here you go.”
“I meant average.”
“Here you go.”
“Bite me.”
Bunkessa signed up her uncle for “Dip Of The Month Club” as a Christmas present.
I guess that means that on the first of every month some new goober is going to show up at his door. “Hiya! Here I am! Where’s your refrigerator? Can I use your phone? I need to borrow your car for a few days. Can we watch ‘The Brady Bunch?’ Oops! I hope that don’t stain your carpet.” etc.
On the other hand, maybe it has to do with Skoal…
BTW – According to this informal poll, “The Little Drummer Boy” is tied with “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” for the No.1 Christmas song you could live without.
Saturday Matinee – Aluminum & Mercury Amalgamation, Capybara Soul & Leon Redbone
Okay. I’m impressed. The timelapse is killer.
Eddie Murphy‘s James Brown‘s Capybara Hot Tub is awesome [via].
Everybody needs some Leon once in a while, so there you go.
Have a great holiday weekend, folks, see y’all back here tomorrow.
The .Gif Friday Post No. 565 – PeePal Pup
Man says to the dog, “I once had a dog so stupid he lifted both legs to pee.”
Dog says to the man, “Hold my beer.”
[Original .Gif found here. Yeah, I usually post three, but that one stands on its own.]
Another Great Gift Idea: Finger Tentacles
Wednesday, 26 December 2018, is the biggest travel day of the year according to AAA.
I’m Dreaming Of A White Hot Links
Okay, let’s have a poll. Answers are randomized, multiple choices are allowed, all anonymous. Pick your top three, add nominations as you wish.
Holiday Fun: Cat Poop Cookies.
From the ICYMI Department:
Porch Package Theft Payback is brilliant.
The Best Christmas Song Collection ever IMO.
If that’s not The Best Christmas Song Collection ever, THIS IS.
It’s not officially Christmas until I hear this version of Leroy Anderson’s 1946 classic.
From the Fun Facts To Know And Tell Department:
The song “Christmas Is My Time Of Year” was originally recorded in 1968 by the one-off supergroup “The Christmas Spirit” which included members of The Turtles (including Flo & Eddie), The Byrds and Linda Ronstadt. In 1976, an even sappier version was recorded and released by We Three Monkees.
[Top Image: I want to believe that’s a gourd. I really do, but it creeps me right out. These Christmas Tchotckes are very nicely done, but they would have given me nightmares when I was little [via].]
Saturday Matinee – The Tractors, George Thorogood & The Destroyers, Blaze Bayley w/ Michelle Sciarrotta & The United States Navy Band
The Tractors – “Santa Claus Boogie” 1995.
George Thorogood & The Destroyers – “Rock and Roll Christmas” 1997.
Blaze Bayley & Michelle Sciarrotta – “Rock & Roll Christmas” 2013.
United States Navy Band – “Dueling Jingle Bells” 2016.
Just a few days left before I have to begin Christmas shopping so posting here may be sporadic. Have a great Pre-Christmas weekend, folks. Be back here tomorrow for stuff.
Tacky Raccoons 