Parmesan Warehouse

    • Pictures you can smell. I smell feet.
    • Unlike Parmesan, Edam is made backwards.
    • That’s a really sharp image. I think it’s grate.
    • Imagine all the cows and calves who died for this.

Credito Emiliano, a bank in Italy’s Emilia-Romagna region, offers loans in exchange for uniquely Italian collateral: golden wheels of Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese.

Housed in a high-security complex surrounded by barbed wire, the bank, known locally as Credem, holds some 430,000 wheels of Parmigiano-Reggiano made by farmers in the area. The stacks sit 20 wheels high and are carefully monitored. Credem staffers regularly clean, rotate, prick, and even taste each wheel.

All told, these assets are reportedly worth around €190 million.

[Image with more cheesy jokes found here.]

New Old Future Cars

AI images by graphic artist Alphonse Marcel found here.
[h/t Charlene J.]

What These Are For

[Found in here.]

Oneirocriticising Hot Links

Pressure Drop, Toots and the Maytals (live ska version 2004)

It’s a song about revenge, but in the form of karma: If you do bad things to innocent people, then bad things will happen to you. The title was a phrase I used to say. If someone done me wrong, rather than fight them like a warrior, I’d say: ‘The pressure’s going to drop on you.’—Frederick ‘Toots’ Hibbert

67.

Utopia.

After effects.

Drum rotation.

Accidental GTA.

Let it evaporate.

Playing with ants.

Stuff in your body.

Sudden realization.

Third-hand smoke?

Crusing with Zero G.

The 11th day of Xmas.

Aloka and the Monks.

Parking with a dusting.

Domesticating monkeys.

Never miss the good parts.

2025 Recap [Thompson, blog].

First get a dead tree, then light it.

Impossible Maps [via Bits & Pieces].

Magic jacket [via Everlasting Blört].

David Byrne’s Reasons to be Cheerful.

Addams’ auditions  [via Memo Of The Air].

Yeah, it’s stupid, but you’re gonna watch it anyway.

Killings, disappearances, arbitrary arrests and torture.

[Top image dates to June 2009, found here.]


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The .Gif Friday Post No. 936 – Snow Laps, The Great Puddle & Skate Skates

[Found here, here and here.]

Wash Your Sticks

[Found here.]

Corvifobic Hot Links

Moonlight Serenade, The Volcanics (2013)
A warning from this blue-sweater-clad retro surf rock band from So Cal:
Squares beware, if you hang ten on their nose they’ll hang five in your face.

Shelter.

Hot town.

Hornblower.

Campertime.

Frau Perchta.

Great service.

Hair Dysphoria.

A gift from Dad.

R.I.P. Joan Wytte.

75 year old homer.

Coniferous cuisine.

Keepin’ the faith, baby.

Caring for pet bloodworms.

The 12 Days of Monochrome.

The days of dangerous living.

Drama on Google Street View.

Van Wolfwinkle’s pet portraits.

Berry Bars [via Memo Of The Air].

The Boxing Day Tsunami of 2004.

Santa on the Interstate [via Everlasting Blört].

Stayin’ Alive in the 16th Century [via Memo Of The Air].

[Top image: Resting Schnabelperchta found here.]


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The .Gif Friday Post No. 935 – Doggo Under Glass, Free Samples & The Winter Washer

[Found here, here and here.]

Victorian Christmas Greetings

[Found in here, with more.]

The Night Before Christmas Eve Eve Eve Hot Links

Sleigh Ride, The Ventures (1965) Straight outta Tacoma, with over 110 million records sold worldwide, The Ventures are the best-selling instrumental band of all time.

Yulesville.

Stay warm.

Amish AAA.

It’s 9 o’clock.

Waymo bricks.

Equine paranoia.

1921 killer robot.

The Gibson Girls.

Makin’ the beans.

A Band of Karens.

Digging up a river.

Sanctuary School.

Edibles for children.

They gave it their all.

An ominous warning.

This was THE topper.

The Christmas Closet.

Who were the Belgae?

Understanding Children.

Hunter T.’s Christmas tree.

BOING [via Everlasting Blört].

Christmas in 1964 Appalachia.

Another of Spock’s juvenile pranks.

Facebook’s “Race-Blind” Algorithm.

15 multiplanes [via Memo Of The Air].

Nevermind the Bollards [via Thompson, blog].

[Top image: Santa’s Time Machine, modified from the cover of The Time Machine, Classics Illustrated (1958).]


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