[Found here. Related post here.]
Category: Stupid
Don’t Forget IWYLD
That’s right, TR Fans.
Today is International Weigh Your Lemur Day, so get out your graph paper and tally sheets, line ‘em up and set ‘em down. If you use a digital scale be sure to cover it properly so that the inevitable little lemur leaks don’t damage the expensive electronics.
I can’t remember how many (supposedly) waterproof scales I’ve had to return over the years. It always ends in an argument with the salesperson, right up until I drop the bombshell:
“Look. This scale can’t even sustain a bladder full of lemur piss. I’ll show you. Wait here for a minute.”
Now, I don’t own a lemur, nor do I have a bladder of lemur piss to produce at a moment’s notice, but you’d be surprised at how fast you can get a damaged waterproof scale replaced with that simple browbeating argument.
Remember this but use it only when circumstances absolutely demand it, and you’re welcome.
The .Gif Friday Post No.157 – Cheerleader Pwnd, Dog Pwnd, Pwnr Pwnd
Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas, and I hope Santa brings you what you wish for.
Edmund and Ulysses de Moulin’s Contribution to The World
From Futility Closet:
In 1900, evidently tired of initiating pledges by hand, Edmund and Ulysses de Moulin decided to automate the process.With their “initiating device,” the applicant is blindfolded, placed in position, and told to pull the handles to test his strength. When he does so, the paddle spanks him and an electric shock passes through his arms, “making the sensation rather unique.”
Holiday Hot Links
Awesomely creepy holiday photos… here.
Kim Jong-Il looking at things [via Presurfer].
Mobile movie theater is solar powered.
Curtis Got Slapped – Forty Pages of Demands For Reparations. Awesome.
Print all your documents with a coffee stain watermark.
Spider threatens itself, drives itself away [via].
Pre-Ignosecond
Lessee. A quick review of the photo tells me that these aren’t physics students, and that there is likely beer involved. At least four people thought that this was a good idea, and there’s a fifth one in the background egging them on who looks just like this.
[Found here.]
Colonel Sanders – South of the Border
Strider’s got an awesome collection of crappy album covers, but he’s outdone himself. He’s got embedded audio for this gem, and one for the Michelin Man Record, both side by side on the same crappy post! Pure awesome.
The Friday .Gif Post No.152 – Shovel Shower, Sit-ups & Headbanger Pizza
Something Awesome Happened Today.
Remember the California kid who was suspended from school for having an AMERICAN FLAG on the back of his bike? The school was afraid that the kid’s display of OUR NATION’S FLAG might cause racial tensions. The story has an awesome outcome.
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Meanwhile, something bad happened. A kid got slapped for getting out of line in Kansas City, MO. But that’s not the bad part. THIS IS. And it’s 40 page diatribe of serious insanity from the boy’s mother.
(Tip o’ the Tarboosh to Savage.)
Tacky Raccoons 