May you have peace, liberty, prosperity, and allow yourselves to consume and enjoy massive quantities of stuff that causes tumors in rats.
Rock on.
[Image found here and elsewhere.]
Category: Stupid
Ringing In The New Hotlinks
If truth bothers you, don’t watch this.
Mouse trap design from pre-1590AD works.
Rediscovered this cool video of a Murmeration.
Nice collection of sailing songs links and inks.
To alpacas, hedgehogs seem like mysterious beings full of mystery and wonder.
Parking para perros [via]. It’s a clever idea for people who ride their dogs around town, but who knows if the dogs like it.
Breaking news / bombshell / tipping point / the walls are closing in / the beginning of the end. They’re called Talking Heads for a reason.
This attractive young woman took a DNA test and found that she has mostly European ancestry, and she’s upset about it. Perhaps it’s a hoax advert?
Recent E-Mail convo went kinda like this:
“Give me a precise number.”
“I can’t do that for liability reasons.”
“All I want is a general range.”
“Here you go.”
“Ha ha. No, I mean a ballpark figure.”
“Here you go.”
“I meant average.”
“Here you go.”
“Bite me.”
Bunkessa signed up her uncle for “Dip Of The Month Club” as a Christmas present.
I guess that means that on the first of every month some new goober is going to show up at his door. “Hiya! Here I am! Where’s your refrigerator? Can I use your phone? I need to borrow your car for a few days. Can we watch ‘The Brady Bunch?’ Oops! I hope that don’t stain your carpet.” etc.
On the other hand, maybe it has to do with Skoal…
BTW – According to this informal poll, “The Little Drummer Boy” is tied with “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” for the No.1 Christmas song you could live without.
Another Great Gift Idea: Finger Tentacles
Wednesday, 26 December 2018, is the biggest travel day of the year according to AAA.
I’m Dreaming Of A White Hot Links
Okay, let’s have a poll. Answers are randomized, multiple choices are allowed, all anonymous. Pick your top three, add nominations as you wish.
Holiday Fun: Cat Poop Cookies.
From the ICYMI Department:
Porch Package Theft Payback is brilliant.
The Best Christmas Song Collection ever IMO.
If that’s not The Best Christmas Song Collection ever, THIS IS.
It’s not officially Christmas until I hear this version of Leroy Anderson’s 1946 classic.
From the Fun Facts To Know And Tell Department:
The song “Christmas Is My Time Of Year” was originally recorded in 1968 by the one-off supergroup “The Christmas Spirit” which included members of The Turtles (including Flo & Eddie), The Byrds and Linda Ronstadt. In 1976, an even sappier version was recorded and released by We Three Monkees.
[Top Image: I want to believe that’s a gourd. I really do, but it creeps me right out. These Christmas Tchotckes are very nicely done, but they would have given me nightmares when I was little [via].]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 564 – Schlemiel Schlimazal Schlemiel, How to Break Up With Your Boyfriend and Delete The Nude Photos At The Same Time & ASCII WTF
Some Music Just Stinks.
Nope. Not gonna touch those keys. No way.
[Found here.]
P.S. Not gonna touch this guy’s guitar, either.
The .Gif Post No. 563 – Merry Leaping Piglets, Santa Claus Wearing A Pigeon Mask While Sitting On An Ostrich Christmas Tree Decoration & Michael Jordan As Compared To A Giant Cow
Heck Almost Broke Loose At The Office Christmas Party.
Awesome.
[Found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 