15 Wieners
“Say there, young fellow, let’s go divvies!” says the ad.
Sounds like a predatory skinny-dipping proposal to me, or maybe it’s a way to get Boy Freckles to wash up in the retention basin so the hot dogs don’t smell like a 14-year-old boy’s armpits. Maybe he’ll lose those lens-less dork frames at the same time.
Instead, I’d tell him, “Now hold ’em all real still, boy. Here comes the chili, and it’s kinda hot.”
Stuffed Classroom WTF
I don’t even know what that classroom display animal is/was, but it’s obvious that it was blinded and kicked in the snout by a something larger and more adept at surival. Maybe it’s just a good luck mascot that every child whacks on the way to the playground to prevent injuries. Your guess is as good as mine
[Found here.]
Great Banner.
Click the image to see it in big awesome.
It screams GET OUTTA MY WAY BUTTHEAD.
Paleofuture is a great site. Pure unadulterated retro.
DIEK
Swingers
[Found here.]
Fashionable Hot LInks
Awesome koala fight. [via]
The Elephant’s Foot (aka, what happens when socialists are in charge of everything).
Wondering what your ancient Baktrian bronze battle axes are worth? Start here.
Interesting analysis of the countries around the world. It hints at the reasons why many nations are armpits (and worse) while others are successful. [via]
Nice collection of retrostuff courtesy of VE.
Showgirls playing chess backstage at the Latin Quarter nightclub, New York, 1958 [NSFK].
Top image found here.
Saturday Matinee – Living On The ISS, Jaco Pastorius & Dick Dale
How to do the basics (including doing Nos. 1 & 2) in zero gravity explained by ISS Expedition 33 Commander Suni Williams [via].
Killer jazz fusion bass crankage featuring Jaco Pastorius. The vid clips don’t synch to the song, but so what.
Dick Dale‘s “Nitro” is a high speed ear barrage of classic awesome.
That’ll do for this week’s edition of the Saturday Matinee. Have a great weekend folks, and be back here tomorrow for a potpourri of fun links.
Tacky Raccoons 