Oh, Hi! Fancy Meeting Me Here!

I gotta start carrying around a bag of self-adhesive googly-eyes.
Just gotta.

[Found here. Related posts here , here, here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 547 – Ghost Scooter, Wire Mesh & #InMyFeelings Challenge Fail

[Found here, here and here.
More #InMyFeelings Challenge idiots here, here and here.]

It happens.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 544 – Precision Machines

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I’m Make Cakes.

[Found here.]

The Witch of Endor

Jacob Cornelisz van Oostsanen, 1526.

Okay, so here’s the short story as I understand it.

The Prophet Samuel was dead. Saul, King of Israel and Judah, was kinda nervous, and he needed a strategy to combat the assembled armies of the Philistines, but dreams, prophets (and parts of a breastplate worn by the High Priest to communicate with God) left him with no answers.

The Philistines wanted tribute, i.e, a protection payoff, and King Saul was tired of it.

Saul couldn’t think for himself, so he did what anyone in his position would do: search for a witch who could talk to the dead. Since necromancers had been thrown out of the Kingdom by Saul’s own decree, he put on a disguise and eventually found one in the remote village of Endor.

The witch contacted the soul of Samuel. Samuel was pissed at Saul for bothering him and gave him a load of crap. Then he stated that Saul’s army would be defeated the next day, and that the King would die. Saul freaked out.

Being a compassionate witch, she tried to calm him and insisted that he stay for supper. She fixed him a cheeseburger or something, and Saul left for home.

The next day King Saul’s army was defeated, and Saul committed suicide to fulfill the prophesy, circa 1012 BC.

At least that’s what I got from Wiki. BTW, apparently necromancers were also talented ventriloquists, and they didn’t work for free. Go figure.

No idea how the painting fits in to all of this, but there you go.

[Images found here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 542 – The Twiggy Pool, 3D Chest Bubbler & Whoa.

[Found here, here and here.]

Party-Quarts Appear.

How to pour a flat beer…

[Found here.]

Beethovenfries

Gustav Klimt, Beethovenfries (detail), 1901/02

The theme of the frieze is based on Richard Wagner’s interpretation of Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony.

[Found here.]

[Update– Somehow I lost a day. The .Gif Friday Post will appear next week.]

Green Giant Mexicorn

Dude’s not even playing a chord but he’s hammering the frets like a pro.

[Found here.]