Chew Mail Pouch

“If you can find a job that you would do without being paid, that’s what you should do.” – Harley Warrick

mail-pouch-silo-ohio

Large abandoned structure in Dillonvale, Ohio, in Jefferson county. Mail Pouch Tobacco ad barely visible.

[Found here.]

harley-warrick-mail-pouch-1

That’s Mail Pouch barn painter Harley Warrick (1924-2000).

Here’s an excellent tribute site to those who travelled the sticks to hand-paint the ubiquitous advertisements:

Mail Pouch Barnstormers.

That quote on top? It’s similar to what my own grampa told me:
“Find something you like to do, figure out how to get paid for it, and you’ll never work a day.”

The Indoctrination of Ceiling Cat.

indoctrination

[Found here.]

The .GIF Friday Post No. 466 – Lil’ Walking Dead Zombie Dude, Apple IIe’s & Batlicks

zombie

apple-iies-everywhere

batlicks

[Found here and here. Top .gif is my own, a Christmas present from Bunkessa.]

Merry Christmas to all Military personnel stationed elsewhere

merry-christmas-to-our-military-everywhere

[Source: USNI newsletter.]

Bob & Jean’s Driveway, Hazard, Nebraska

hazard-nb-christmas-3
During the Christmas season, travelers along a country road west of Hazard can see the over 2,000 ft. of Christmas lights along Bob and Jean’s driveway and yard. After Christmas, the big Husker “N” can be spotted as well.
An after hours view of downtown Hazard during the holiday season.
hazard-nb-christmas-2
The Hazard Cafe can be faintly seen across the street from our welcome sign. Photo taken the evening of December 9th, 2001.
hazard-nb-christmas-5
During Christmas season, Hazard’s nativity scene can be seen each year along its main street.
hazard-nb-christmas-1
A drive by photo of a Hazard home during Christmas season. The US flag illuminates on this brisk December evening in 2001.

Traditional Christmas celebration. I love it.

[Images with unedited captions found here.]

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Hot Links

NOEL is LEON spelled backwards, so here is Mr. Redbone (with Dr. John) from the album “Christmas Island.”

Nice list of Christmas Carols organized by language.

Here’s a great title from 1553: “Un Flambeau, Jeannette, Isabelle” (“Bring a Torch, Jennette, Isabelle.”)  Basically, two girls are directed to create a fire hazard in a stable, someone bangs on the door to deliver cakes, but there’s a sleeping newborn so everyone better shut up.

The medieval Christmas carol, “Entre le bœuf et l’âne gris” (“Between the Ox and the Grey Ass”) as performed on 10 Theramins.

Q: What’s the oldest Christmas carol?
A: I dunno, but here’s a start.

Every Christmas Tree needs a Jingle Pug.
(That one’s for you Ms. Oops.)

The Story of the Crap Tree.

The missus showed me a coupon that included a turkey stuffing recipe using White Castle Sliders yesterday. Wow.

Every rock band has a Christmas song, including The Ramones.

Los Angeles Ex-Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, aka Tony Villar, grunts “Jingle Bells” [via The John and Ken Show AM640KFI].

Pah-Rumpa-Pum-Pum indeed. This is the best version ever.

Ever hear anyone say, “Now, bring us some figgy pudding?” Neither have I, but if someone does, this is what you gotta do.

Done: Christmas Tree Time Saving Hint

christmas-time-saving-hint

[Found here.]

More Great Gift Ideas: The Beta Versions

Useless Items

[Found here.]

The .GIF Friday Post No.462 – Hair Controller, Semi Towed & Moses Parts It

hairsnake

stealth-car-theft

moses

[Found here, here and in here.]

Elderly Man Is Happy With Graffiti On His Door.

door-1

A company in Amsterdam [True Doors] came up with a clever idea: a way for seniors in retirement facilities to personalize their own otherwise bland entrances.

door-2

This works on several levels: The resident can have some fun, it’s easier for those with failing eyesight to find their apartments, and relatives don’t have to follow the room numbers to visit their elders.

door-3

The stock designs start at €9o + €24 shipping, which equates to about $124 USD, but if you spread the cost out over several years it’s inexpensive.

Papa Strutts would have chosen a custom design that looked something like this:

bulkhead-door

[More images (& slightly inaccurate) story here. Other available designs here.]