But then there’s that yellow stuff in the bowl.

Norwegian Yellow Stuff

And the glass on the left is on its side and not spilling a drop.
Creepo city.

[Found in here.]

Happy Birthday, Bunkessa. You Gave Us The Scariest Halloween We Ever Had.

Bunkessa Halloween

[And yes, that’s really Bunkessa.]

Fixing A Crappy Sponge-Paint Finish

Crappy Taxidermy Paint Job

I’d be embarrassed to show that to anyone, It’s a very lame repetitive sponge-paint finish. and they didn’t even bother to mask the ceiling trim for the background coat.

So how to fix it?  You’ll never match the color exactly, let alone the pattern of the splotchbrush. Oh wait! I know! Let’s put something even crappier and more hideous in front of it as a distraction!

[Parental alert: Might disturb little ones. Image below the break.] Continue reading “Fixing A Crappy Sponge-Paint Finish”

Alopecia

Raccoon Alopecia

Yep. That’s a raccoon with a condition called alopecia. It’s not a chupacabra.

[Found here.]

Lullys Turquerie

Lullys Turquerie

No idea what this means, but it meant enough to me to post it.

[Found here, with, um, a vid, and “Turquerie” has a Wiki description.]

Calm The Children

Teddy Dental

Strap the bear down. It’s X-Ray time.

[Found here.]

What the 2th Fairy really looks like.

toothball

That image has been sitting in my “What To Do With This” file for some time, and I’m really really sorry. For the younger set, there’s a much better story here. [Warning: It’s the longest running discussion about fairies I’ve ever seen, and it’ll take a while to download.]

[Image above found here.]

The Friday .Gif Post No.268 – Ape Ape, Beauty & Beasts

Ape Ape

neon-beauty

nightmares

[Found here, here and here.]

In Memory of Erin O’Keefe

Mountain Rats 1876 a

A somber ceremony at Pike’s Peak 1876. The dangers of the new frontier were many, and there were many horrible ways one could part from the living.

Mountain Rats 1876

The U.S. Signal Service (an early Weather Bureau) built a telegraph station on the summit [of Pike’s Peak] in 1873 to monitor the weather, and a guard was posted in Manitou at the beginning of the trail to collect a toll for hiking to the summit.

In May of 1876, tragedy befell the O’Keefe family when their daughter Erin was apparently eaten by mountain rats. The true story may be found here.

[Bottom image found here, top image here. Related post here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.253 – Bathtub Spider, Human Face Development & Happy Ray

[Found here, here and here.]