Tag: dork

“Sup?… Oh not much. Just chillin.”

Not much just chillin

[Found here.]

Helmet FAIL

Helmet Fail

You don’t deserve a lane, let alone a bike. Get off the road and go shave that beard that’s pretending to be a chin.

[Found here, via here.]

Nothing Much Happened Today.

Nothing Much Happened Today 5

[Found here.]

15 Wieners

WeenieBoy

“Say there, young fellow, let’s go divvies!” says the ad.

Sounds like a predatory skinny-dipping proposal to me, or maybe it’s a way to get Boy Freckles to wash up in the retention basin so the hot dogs don’t smell like a 14-year-old boy’s armpits. Maybe he’ll lose those lens-less dork frames at the same time.

Instead, I’d tell him, “Now hold ’em all real still, boy. Here comes the chili, and it’s kinda hot.”

Remember OccuFlage? Nope. Neither Do I.

OccuFlage

Nice haircut. Almost covers up the lobotomy scar.

[Found here. Related post here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.276 – Ceiling Laps, CheetoPhone & Snow Pwner

hallway ceiling swimming

CheetoPhone

Snow Pwner

[Found here, here and here. I flipped the 1st, and reversed and looped the 2nd.]

Saturday Matinee – Spoondog, New Orleans Zombie Report, “The Creation” & Joe Bonamassa

Spoondog is a dog with a spoon [via].

Since tomorrow is the SuperBowl, here’s how one New Orleans reporter trolled an inebriated videobomber.

“The Creation.” Awesome hand drawn animation by Thomas Meyer-Hermann & Film Bilder. ” (Comment on the Utoobage sums it up: “It’s cyriak but drawn.”)

Joe Bonamassa‘s  “Just Got Paid” at the 2009 North Sea Jazz Festival. So much groove crammed into one jam, and it’d take me too long to post all of the obvious influences. “Wheedlie-wheedlie-spoo” guitar solos turn me off because they sound silly and self-indulgent, but this ‘un is a good ‘un.

Have a great weekend folks, and I hope your team wins.

Occupy Grandma In Camo

Zuccotti Park Sept 2012. Found here.

Nothing Much Happened Today.

“Oh, yeah. We met Mr. Cheeto. What a dork.”

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.241 – Dance Hard, Piano Cola, Foul Tip

[Found here, and here. The middle one’s mine based on this image.]