Yeah. Cute idea, but… No.

[Parentally-forced costume fail (PFCF) found here.]

Ghost Fish Rodeo

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[Found here.]

Shine.

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From the “Wish I’d Thought Of It First” Department.

[Found here.]

What The Buck

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“It’s late. Time to hit the road, deer.”

From the “Wish I’d Thought Of It First” Department.

[Found here.]

Bunk’s Grumpkin

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20 minutes start to finish, no template. I was going for a Samoan Luche Libre kinda vibe. In the sun it looks like The Donald, but that wasn’t the intent.

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We had a total of three trick-or-treaters. One was a little yappy dog. The other two were adult women begging for candy, and one of them thought jogging pants and a sweatshirt and carrying a little yappy dog counts as a costume. The other one was wearing crow feathers. Her outfit was awesome, and she’s completely nuts.

Then The Missus got HER knives out.

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These were good, orange bell peppers stuffed with rice, corn and black bean farts. I love Halloween.

¡Para El Día de los Muertos!

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[Imagen original encontrada aquí.]

Last Minute Costume Ideas: Hep Cat & Gypsy

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[Found here. Hep Cat here. More Halloweeniness here.]

The .GIF Friday Post No. 458 – Marvel Costumes, Oktoberfest & The Addams Family

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[Oktoberfest costumes found here, via here; the Superheroes & The Addams Family in here.]

Halloween Demon Duckies

THIS is how you get 8 year old boys to take a bath.

[Images found here; related posts here and here. Oh, and also here.]

Happy Halloween Meth Edition

Happy Halloween Meth

Don’t tell her it’s not a pumpkin. Everything is orange at this stage.

[Found here.]