“Shut Up, Little Man!” trailer.
Don’t Mess With A Fart Squirrel.
And they said, “DON’T PARK HERE!.”
Kid learned it from somewhere. [NSFW, NSFK]
Children of Illegal Immigrants In Cages is a Hoax.
3.6 billion years ago, something sent a radio message.
(BFD. It’s common.)
Alexandria Occasional-Cortex’ teary-eyed photo op was in front of an empty parking lot.
From The Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
[Top image: Stuff happens often in Disaster City. Related post here.]
Murder In The Red Barn [1827].
Murder In The Red Barn [78 rpm melodrama 1932].
Murder In The Red Barn [Tom Waits & Kathleen Brennan 1992].
Autos Cubanos en el año 2019 [via].
Who’ll Stop The Rain? This guy can [via].
Visit Los Angeles! See Socialism In Action!
Possibly the worst job in the tech industry.
No racism to see here. Nope. None whatsoever.
“Ideology doesn’t change. People do.” – Burgess Owens
From the Connections Department: Bandleader Fred Waring begat The Waring Blender which begat Dr. Jonas Salk’s polio vaccine. TRUE.
From The Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
On This Day In Jazz Music is very cool.
Remember when David Letterman was sane?
Ringo explains his drumming style. [Hint: He’s left-handed.]
Here’s a job that pays $174K per year and allows you to vote yourself a “cost of living increase.” Pheeeew.
Every once in a while I’m reminded of The Institute for Centrifugal Research and how awesome it is.
“The history of spam started in 1864, over a hundred years before the Internet, with a telegram sent en masse to a number of British politicians. In a prescient sign of things to come, the telegram was an advertisement for teeth whitening.”
[Top image: Sun Tzu’s “Art of War” has been reincarnated as a graphic novel, illustrated by Pete Katz, found here.]
Microfluidics are awesome.
From the What If This Were Your Business Department:
A family-owned Ohio bakery, founded in 1885, was falsely accused of racism by Oberlin College administration for calling police on young thugs, was awarded $11M in defamation case.
The 7th and 8th Commandments both apply here.
“Save the Planet” by cutting class? Reminded me of The List.
The President met with the Queen of England, and POTUS’ lack of decorum wasn’t reported .
[Top image: The Big Blue Hole of Ohio. Bottom image from here.]
The exploitation of Peter Max.
Cool EcoVid, but why the porn soundtrack?
Desert Blues – Jimmy Rogers, 1929.
Desert Blues – Skeets McDonald, 1965.
Desert Blues – Ricky Nelson, 1967.
Desert Blues – Leon Redbone, 1975.
More versions listed here.
If in Riverside, California, take this tour.
If in Wilmington, Delaware, take this tour.
If in Lynchburg, Tennessee, take this tour.
Max Mueller II, mayor of Idyllwild, California, is a real SOB and everyone knows it.
Mom ordered a t-shirt from China for her 3-year-old and it came with a surprise bonus feature.
And it’s all supposed to be spontaneous. Yeah, right.
Un-Aborted Pro-Abortion woman tries to make the argument:
“Let’s eliminate suffering by killing those who MIGHT suffer.” Pheew. Even Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger was against abortion as a contraceptive (except for blacks). The entire premise is false.
From the archives: 10 years ago. 5 years ago. 1 year ago.
[Top image from here.]
This.
“What does a zero sound like?“
Free breakfast. And lunch. And dinner.
Sports Illustrated and creeping sharia.
Ancient beer recipe translated and brewed by monks.
All of Don McClean’s songs were sappy. There. I said it.
This creeped me right out. [G] [via]
This creeped me right out, too. [PG13]
This creeped me right out even more. [PG13]
From The World is Run by C Students Department:
In 2017, Jim Kenney, the democrat mayor of Philadelphia increased the soda tax to 1.5 cents per ounce, raising the price of a two-liter bottle of soda by roughly 67%. Tax revenue fell by 51%, shops closed and workers lost their jobs as people began shopping out of town. Brilliant move, moron.
[Top image found in here. Happy 30th Anniversary to Bunk & Bunkdalene.]
Check out the 1st link here. (Thanks, Stacy.)
Ronnie Hawkins‘ girl is red hot, but your gal ain’t doodley squat. Just sayin’.
Can’t promote religion in public school except for this one.
“At least be forthright about your desire to subvert and dismantle our democracy into a creepy theological order led by a mad king.” -NY Rep. Alexandria Occasional Cortex
School lunch lady did the right thing and got fired for it.
[UPDATE: There’s more to the story.]
Lunch Lady action figure demonstration.
Woman gets suspended from FaceBook for posting easily verifiable facts.
From The Irony Department: Every Pro-Abortion advocate in history was not aborted. TRUE.
The Myths of the Minimum Wage. Yeah, I did my own research in 2014.
The Myths of Gasoline Pricing. Yeah I did my own research in 2009.
Need Bingo stuff? Here you go.
[Top Image: Great Gift Idea from here, via here. More great gift ideas here.]
What’s the word?
No, really. What’s the word?
Oh, jeez. Last time. WHAT’S THE WORD?
Veteran Dan Crenshaw stands up.
Nicholas Sandmann did nothing wrong.
“There are demon worshipers in the cul-de-sac” [Sound up].
There is a reason that she’s referred to as Alexandria Occasional Cortex. (Dude wouldn’t post my polite comment either, even though I’ve been linking to his site for years.)
We took an unscheduled trip recently, and Bunkessa had some observations about the plane flights: “They treat us like children.”
“Get in line. No talking.”
“We’re not going anywhere until you buckle your seat belt.”
“Sit up straight.”
“Put your toys away.”
“We’re turning off the lights so you can sleep.”
“BTW, you’re grounded until we say otherwise.”
“Curfew is at 11PM.”
“Once we land, you may go to the Carousel.”
10 years ago. 5 years ago. 1 year ago.
[Top Image from here.]
Puke.
Arguing on Twitter is like…
How to introduce yourself to a dog.
The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo.
From the Fun Facts to Know and Tell Department: The English words “banana” and “yummy” supposedly come from Wolof, a language spoken in Senegal.
Awesome. Honda airbags were recalled a few years ago and now the replacement airbags have been recalled also.
[Top image from here.]
What sort of man reads PLAYBOY?
One reason why there is an Electoral College [via].
“Mom! The dog’s digging in the yard again!” [via].
Don Rickles’ date didn’t believe that he knew Frank Sinatra.
The Vote Song. “Oh darling, I promise, that if I am elected, yes, I’ll do anything that you want; anything your heart might desire, I’ll give to you.”
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One Year Ago. Five Years Ago. Ten Years Ago.
[Top image found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 