Nothing Much Happened Today.

 

Beware the updrafts. I wonder if this is the same guy.

[Found here.]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Apparently this phrase is now verboten, untersagt & unerlabt as dictated by the Amerikanisch-faschistisches Wort Polizeii:

Tá sé Lá Fhéile Pádraig! Póg mo thóin!

[Images found here, here and here. Related Archived posts here.]

“Smelt ya comin’ a mile away.”

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[Found here.]

Action Figures Crushing Beer Cans

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[Found here, via here.]

Say “Cheese.”

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There are two things that cause poverty in this world: Government malfeasance and natural phenomena.

[Found in here.]

Update: P.J. O’Rourke’s book “All The Trouble In The World” is a good read.

Heureux Mardi Gras! Krewes, Booze, Beads & Boobs

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[Found here, here and here. Related Mardi Gras posts here.]

Mermaid

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[Found here.]

Polar Ice Bear Cicles

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Hanging from the side of an iceberg by their hind claws, a polar bear and her cub search for penguins feeding in the frigid Arctic waters below.

Classic polar bear prank, akin to a snipe hunt. “Look, son. If you even think you see one, go for it, because OMG LOOK THERE’S ONE RIGHT NOW!”

[Found here.]

Giraffes can be dickheads.

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[Found in here.]

Volcán Calbuco Erupción de Abril 2015

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Timelapse photos by Francisco Negroni of the April 2015 Calbuco volcano eruption, Chile. More photos here.

[h/t Savage, via Facebook]