[Shamelessly lifted from Wallingford Signs. h/t Nate L.]
Tag: puns
“Quick, Robin! To the Bathmobile!”
Mid Term Election Day?
“Hey Hey! Ho Ho! Whatisface has got to go!”
Vote for the potty of your choice. It’s your civic doody.
Do it for your country. Do it for your family. Do it for the children.
God forbid there’s a run-off.
So many puns, so little time. Who wants to go first?
And then there’s this.
[Top image: Frank Kunert‘s work is amazing. I’ve seen some before, and I was fooled. Found here. ]
Take It Easy
Recently we realized we missed some serious punnage and we Bangor heads in shame. Thanks a wad to midnightvisitor for reminding us to be more attentive to all snarks & puns, and to plunder them mercilessly whenever the opportunity presents itself.
All Your Bass Are Belong To Us
I remember when I was young;
Times were hard when I was young.
Daddy would sit us in a circle, try to teach us vocal parts.
But we sounded so absurd,
’cause nobody ever sang the third.
For a singin’ group, we just weren’t all that sharp.
Daddy sang bass, Momma sang tenor;
Me and little brother sang bass and tenor;
Singin’ Gospel songs so bad it was a sin.
Daddy sang bass, Momma sang tenor;
Me and little brother sang bass and tenor;
All the dogs out in the yard would join right in. – Pinkard & Bowden
Country Joe and the Fish? Looks like Stephen King.
He plays off-key because everyone knows _________________.
Tacky Raccoons 