The .GIF Friday Post No. 469 – Capitol Storm, #MAGA & Daylight in Washington D.C.

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Congratulations to President Trump.

It will take years to clean up the national and global messes created and promulgated by his predecessor and the Democrat Party. May his decisions be wise, the results productive, and may we become a more prosperous nation for all. God Bless America.

[1st & 3rd .gifs found here and here. I stitched the 2nd together from here and here and modified them for snark only.]

Swingline Alien

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[Found here.]

Don’t mess with the dog squad.

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[Found here.]

Dude held it in for miles.

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[Found here.]

Super Saloon

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“They didn’t even spell ‘saloon’ in Bangla right, it reads ‘Che-lun’.”

Salon = বৈঠকখানা
Saloon = সেলুন
Balloon = বেলুন

[Found in here.]

High Fidelity Hot Links

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It’s all Whack.
(Click on the image at the link.)

President George W. Bush touching the heads of bald men.

Sports.

34 Weasel Balls.

Weasel Ball spooks an emu.

How many men does it take to capture an emu?

Emu and Ostrich facts.

The song of the Ostrich.

Johnny Cash: “I was almost killed by an ostrich.”

Top image: Tribute painting of Johnny Cash battling the ostrich by Erika Jane.

 

The .GIF Friday Post No. 468 – Hot Head, Caution ‘Coon & Dancin’ Dog

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[Found here, here and here.]

Mr. Badger doesn’t like to be disturbed.

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If you open that door, you WILL be disturbed.

[Found in here.]

Privacy.

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[Image found here. Other images on that site may be NSFK, NSFW.]

Hot Links on the Half Shell

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Agoraphobic? This SpyCam Suit records 360° videos of your surroundings so you can walk around with your eyes closed and check out your surroundings in private later.

Watch Yo Mouth.” Nope. Not gonna play that game. Ever. [via]

From the Fun Facts to Know and Tell Department:
Americans say, “Van Go,” the Brits say, “Van Goff.” Neither pronunciation of Vincent Willem Van Gogh‘s surname is correct. In Dutch, it’s “von khakh,” with “kh” as a guttural [ˈvɪnsɛnt ˈʋɪləm vɑn ˈɣɔx] but if you can’t handle gutturals, it’s pronounced “Vahn Kahk.”

Night Flight OPs video aboard the aircraft carrier USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (CVN 69) is pretty cool [via].

Victor Davis Hanson on the 2016 Presidential Election.

Captain James Kirk on the USS Zumwalt.

How long is a slip? According to the Americans with Disabilities Act Section 235.2 it’s 40 feet.

10 minutes; 1 minute; 10 seconds – A Speed Drawing Challenge. This fun exercise has been around for decades as a way to teach students how to sketch. It forces you to focus on the essentials.

[Top image found here. Looks like me when I was 12.]