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College Thanksgiving Break FAIL
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Author: Bunk Strutts
Boogah Boogah.
Nothing Much Happened Today.
Employee Of The Month Hot Links
The Fallacy of the Heap. One hair does not make a beard, therefore a beard doesn’t exist.
Walk like an Egyptian. The Cleverlys cover The Bangles.
Talk like an Architect. Say stuff like this and everyone will go “Wow.”
Bear pants for only $50 here.
Highway 51 Blues – Curtis Jones recorded it sometime in the late 1920s or 1930s, and it was covered by Bob Dylan in 1962. (Jones also toured with a minstrel show.)
I have a digital collection of Rolling Stone Magazine’s Top 500 Greatest Songs Of All Time that I obtained entirely by accident. Guess what No. 1 is (and it wasn’t recorded by Muddy Waters).
Now guess the name of the band that made No. 2 on that list.
No peeking.
In the lyrics of those 500 songs, the words love, I’m, oh, know, baby, got and yeah had the most usage in order of frequency, so if you’re a songwriter, “Know, baby, I’m got love, oh yeah,” is a winning phrase.
Bunkessa just informed me that she was named “Employee of the Month” where she no longer works. AWESOME.
[Top image from here. No idea who she is, but she’s pretty and obviously deserves the Award.]
[Updated top image for privacy reasons. New image found here.]
Saturday Matinee – Christopher Ameruoso, Sonia Sanchez, & The Rave-Ups.
Don’t know much about these two, but I’ll say this. Christopher Ameruoso has a nice cigar-box slide style, but he’d do better without his cutesy mugging. On the other hand, any woman who can slap a lime green stand-up bass like Sonia Sanchez gets my vote.
Serious PsychoPunkaBilly there, and Sanchez slaps the hell out of that bass. Let’s take it down a notch. I was about to post The Rave Ups’ classic “In My Gremlin” but maybe we should go with this instead.
What a great groove. The Rave-Ups were underrated and deserved more recognition IMO, but MO doesn’t count, by the way.
Have a great weekend, folks, and we’ll do something different tomorrow.
P.S. To the guy who got out of his truck to tell me that my brake lights were out, THANK YOU. It explains a couple of close calls I saw in my rear view mirror…
The .Gif Friday Post No. 512 – “Does This Ever Happen To You?”
All are clips from late-night TV ads for helpful gizmos. The lady in the gray pullover goes through a dozen eggs every morning, but Tape Measure Guy is my favorite.
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I ordered a small pizza with pineapple…
[h/t Nate L.]
Best Pants Ever.
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New Additions to the French Military – Eagles
The eagles are trained to capture small UAVs, aka “drones” that may pose a danger to aircraft or are being used for nefarious activity. They’re raised in captivity and trained as hatchlings to associate UAVs with food. The French program was adapted from one developed by the Dutch.
Royal eagles, which can hunt prey up to 25kg – the size of a deer – are often used by the programme due to their strength.
In the Netherlands, the use of eagles in police work sparked animal welfare concerns among falconers. When eagles intercept a drone, a pressure of 250kg per square centimetre is exerted on their claws.
Dutch police told the NRC daily newspaper that their eagles have so far not suffered any problems from intercepting small drones, but that larger drones may damage their claws. Eagles in the French programme wear kevlar and leather claw coverings as a protective measure.
Thanksgiving Pageant ca. 1910 Louisville, Kansas
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Spontaneously Mutating Hot Links
The Weasel War Dance is a colloquial term for a behavior of excited ferrets and weasels.
The Russian Revolution occurred 100 years ago. “Harsh Realities of 1917 Revolution in Paintings of a Petrograd Police Officer” captures some of it.
North Korean defectors speak. Read between the lines because a lot is understated (by necessity). If these defectors’ identities are ever revealed, three generations of their families would suffer punishment.
“During planting and harvest season, we would wake up at 4 a.m. and walk three hours to reach the farmland. We’d take a little break for lunch or a snack, then work until 8 p.m. before walking home again. Doing the weeding was the hardest because we had to get rid of them by hand. And we’d buy beans from the market and make tofu that we’d sell from our house. Our profit was less than 5,000 won [60 cents at the black market rate] a day. But because the bean price fluctuates, sometimes we were left with nothing at all.”
Farmer from Hoeryong, escaped 2014.
“Who was America’s first President?” The answer is obvious.
New technology allows you to swing through a waterfall without getting wet.
The National Lampoon Suicide Hotline.
Germany is No. 3 for internet domain name ownership by country.
Before I die I want to see Rome.
[Top image from here. h/t Alan U.]
Tacky Raccoons 