NIE SOLIĆ GOŁĘBI is Polish for NO SALT PIGEONS.
[Found here.]
Category: Bizarre
Flying Burrito Hot Links
Growing food to feed people and animals is getting more efficient, reducing back-breaking manual labor. Check out this hi-tech stuff.
Everybody knows that it’s a big ‘ol goofy world.
I blame Hanna-Barbara for this.
Roller Skiing. Yeah. Skiing. With rollers. It’s also about the only time you can put the letter “i” twice in sequence in one word. (II could be wrong.)
Gecko hands dude has gecko hands.
This is what you get when you Google something arbitrary like “Dark Sunday Face.”
September 2012 to September 2016 U.S. Manufacturing Jobs Graph [via]. Like that’s a surprise.
How to clean and sanitize your forks and spoons.
Top image from Donkey Jumping in Egypt:
“In this Friday, Feb. 5, 2016 picture, Ahmed Ayman and his donkey jump over a barrier in the Nile Delta village of Al-Arid about 150 kilometers north of Cairo, Egypt. Donkeys are a fixture of daily life in rural Egypt, where they are used for transportation or to haul goods, and can often be seen in Cairo and other major cities. But itís rare to see a donkey gallop, much less go airborne.”
Stuff happens. Sometimes it’s caught on mic.
Bonus Featurette: Hollywood or Bus
I blame Hanna-Barbera [via].
Flying Bum Flies
A vessel said to be the world’s largest aircraft has left its hangar for the first time, in preparation for a test flight.
British company Hybrid Air Vehicles towed the Airlander 10 – nicknamed the Flying Bum – out of its hangar at the UK’s Cardington Airfield in the early hours of Saturday morning [via].
And Iowahawk wins at Twitter again:
A Skein of Skinks
[Found here.]
Clinton’s OmaHaHa
Posted just for fun, from the Believe-It-Or-Don’t Department.
Eieren Blazen Oops
“Can I get a bridge for this shot?”
Yes, that’s a billiards table. No, they weren’t playing billiards, they were blowing eggs. In Amsterdam. The Amsterdammers blow eggs, and they call it Eieren Blazen.
[Image and story found here.]
Polyunsaturated Hot Links
Marine Harriers Strike ISIS Targets in Libya from USS Wasp
Classic from 2007: “What is oozing out of our ground?”
Another classic: The Amish Virus.
Okay, so an enlisted 1st Class Navy Petty Officer got drunk, couldn’t start his vehicle due to a breathalyzer interlock. He captured a raccoon in an adjacent park brought it into his vehicle and squeezed it. The breathalyzer detected no alcohol on the raccoon’s breath, so the vehicle started, but the raccoon passed out from the squeeze. The driver left the animal unconscious on the floorboard of his vehicle. The raccoon awoke later and attacked the driver who then crashed his vehicle through a residential fence and into a swimming pool. TRUE. [h/t Dolphin Catcher.]
The Arnheiter Affair was a book published in 1971, suppressed via litigation, about Marcus Aurelius Arnheiter, best known for being relieved of command of the USS Vance after only 99 days.
Milton Friedman’s full smackdown of Phil Donahue. Jump to 00:20:40 for the Good n’ Greedy stuff.
“We’re singin’ Hidey-Ho ’til the cows come home, you know, and we’ll get all Glad N’ Greasy.” –The Beat Farmers 1986.
The politically correct crowd is upset over a joke featuring two labrador retrievers? Wow.
If you care what Elvis Costello‘s favorite music is, click here [via].
This song was pretty good, even though I have no idea what his point was.
[Top image: Reconstructed Neanderthal Facial Profile from here, and if you look hard enough you’ll find an unshaven Neanderthal hottie who could kick your ass.]
[Update: Repaired busted link.]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 446 – Fishing in Heels, 4AM at the Acid Mart & Trippy Flip
Art Rebel WIN
This is not an art class. It’s a conformity exercise in graphic plagiarism, and two kids in that class deserve an A. The *ahem* teacher deserves an F for taking the easy way out in order to please his/her employers and chumping the parents.
Please tell me I’m wrong.
[Found in here.]
Tacky Raccoons 