Tom Waits and Tommy Ramone.
[Found here.]
Collect ’em all!
[Found here.]
Update: I think I found the original source (NSFK) for the photo with this caption:
“I saw a freshly poured sidewalk that was besieged with these during the night. Hundreds of the poor bastards got trapped and left tiny imprints of their contorted bodies.”
Los Culos, California (Strutts News Services)
Caught on camera near midnight and under a full moon, an unsuspecting Hasínai girl hunts for edible mollusks in the traditional way – with her toes. A mature Indricotherium silently stalked until startled by the flash of the camera strobes and disappeared back into the deep with a grunt and a splash. The girl escaped unharmed.
This little piggie went to market;
This little piggie stayed home;
This little piggie had roast beef;
This little piggie said, “WTF? THE HELL’S WRONG WITH YOU?!”
And this little piggie said, “Bite me.”
[Found here.]
[Found here.]
William Henry Walker (1871-1938), Santa Speeding Down Road in Motorized Sleigh, 1903. Charcoal on paper. Published in Life Magazine, December 10, 1903.
Santa’s driving a 1903 Winton, the first automobile to be driven across the United States in that same year. [Found here, via here.]