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Category: Humor
Nice Catch.
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Election Day 2018 – The Mid Terms
Let’s stop the march of socialism in the USA.
Young people don’t know what it means to live under socialism because they’ve been lied to all their lives about it. They’ve never spoken with anyone who risked their lives to fight it and/or escape it.
VOTE
The Percolators – Wilco & Roger
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Hot Links of the Old West
“…and for those who didn’t pay attention – good luck.”
“This is your Captain speaking…”
60 year old Ben Hart is addicted to break dancing.
Piers Morgan is an idiot.
Shinehead O’Connor is an idiot.
Jackie The Lion is not an idiot.
West Nile Virus distribution. Yeah, there’s a correlation alright.
“Donald Trump ain’t right, man.”
Neighborhood donut shop patrons buy entire inventory each morning so shop owner can be with his ailing wife.
True Story:
Grampa told me of a gaffe he and his brothers used in church. It’s called “The Angel Speaks.”
Get a thick wire coathanger, cut a 4-inch section. Bend it into a “U” shape, then bend the ends 180 degrees down. Get two small rubber bands and loop each one through a metal washer, hook the bands onto each side of the “U”. The gaffe is ready.
Wind up the washer tight, hold it in place, then sit on it, preferably on a wooden pew. When the time is right, lean over, raise a cheek. The washer is released with a loud “BRRRAAAAP!”
Depending on the design, preparation and control, you may be able to get up to 3 farts out of it.
Oh, and always look at the kid next to you in complete disgust each time you rip one. This works on steel folding chairs, too, but the noise sounds like a jackhammer.
Repost: How to make a carrot shooter.
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Saturday Matinee – Stop-Motion Pumpkin Carving, Dangerous Dinner, The Growlers & Bite The Buffalo
Stop-motion pumpkin carving is awesome. Many gourds sacrificed their lives [via].
“If you steal the kill, and nobody is hurt, that’s when you can relax.”
Hunting without killing is ballsy as all get out. Psych out the predators and steal their stuff before they figure out what’s going on and they kill you [via].
The Growlers is an excellent name for an excellent semi-retro band. I love ’em.
Bite The Buffalo is an excellent name for an excellent semi-retro band. I love ’em.
Have a great weekend, folks, and we’ll do something different tomorrow. Or not.
The .Gif Friday Post No. 557 – Walrus Food, Raccoons Collecting Rainwater & Fatslide
2018 Grumpkin
The missus carved this one freehand.
It’s the Oogie Boogie Man (as if it wasn’t obvious).
Tacky Raccoons 