The .Gif Friday Post No.299 – Fall Season, Dog WIN & Speed Queen Color Spectrum

Fall Season

Dog Promotion

Speed Queen Spectrum

[Found here and here. The Speed Queen Color Spectrum is my own, images culled from here.]

Oprah?

Oprah

[Found here. No, I don’t know what it portends either, but it scares the bejeebers outta me.]

Everybody’s Heard About The Hot Links

I Am A Bird. DEAL WITH IT

This is kinda cool. Interactive Twist Again [via].

Skybridges [via].

I love the name of this experimental project: The Slingatron.

Never heard of guard llamas until a few days ago.

Photos of a young James Newell Osterberg, Jr. [via]

Very cool.

Oh, and about Syria? There’s this abbreviated version.

The Bird is The Word. Don’t you know about the bird?

Top image from here.

Learn To Fly On Two Wheels

Learn To Fly Here

Image found here, along with insane videos of the rocket bike. Pure Darwin Award material, and perhaps a message to a certain Fledgeling Commander In Chief.

Saturday Matinee – Retro Ads, Stray Cats & The Sadies

Classic car commercial clips [via].

How can we possibly top that?

Yep. There’s more Rockabilly in the first 02:30 than you can shake a dead rockin’ cat at. The Stray Cats were awesome. Where do we go from here? Oh wait. I got it.

The Sadies give tribute to Big Daddy Roth and the classic “Live Fast, Die Young, Leave A Good Looking Corpse” nihilistic absurdity.

Have a great weekend, folks. We’ll be back tomorrow.

The .GIF Friday Post No. 296 – Force Field Feline, Climber Chameleon & FlipBook

Force Field Cat

Climber Chameleon

FLIPBOOK

[Found here and here. Bottom one created with 25 out of 2,197 possible combinations from here.]

How fast can YOU run up the stairs?

Stairway to WTF

[Stairway to WTF found here.]

20 Years Later

20 Years Later - 3 Brothers

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.295 – Disgruntled FAIL, 4WD Roll WIN & Steampunk Surveillance

Disgruntled

Jeep Roll WIN

Steampunk Surveillance

[Found here, here and here.]

Fixing A Crappy Sponge-Paint Finish

Crappy Taxidermy Paint Job

I’d be embarrassed to show that to anyone, It’s a very lame repetitive sponge-paint finish. and they didn’t even bother to mask the ceiling trim for the background coat.

So how to fix it?  You’ll never match the color exactly, let alone the pattern of the splotchbrush. Oh wait! I know! Let’s put something even crappier and more hideous in front of it as a distraction!

[Parental alert: Might disturb little ones. Image below the break.] Continue reading “Fixing A Crappy Sponge-Paint Finish”