The .Gif Friday Post No. 606 – The Twerk Police, A Dumpster Dumper & A Chilla Gorilla

[Found here, here and here.]

Roll On.

“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.” – Frank Zappa


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Meanwhile, Cal-OSHA thinks that accessing a clogged roof drain with a 10-inch parapet and a scissor lift is too dangerous.


It’s true. The C students run the world.

No idea what those thing are, but they’re not your friends.

Natureboy doesn’t realize what just turned the back of his windbreaker brown, and now he’s got incurable earmites, too.

[Found here, via here.]

Petrified Fossil Fuel Baby-Eating Hotlinks

Red Shoes 1.

Red Shoes 2.

Johnny Zero.

The Old Oaken Bucket.

Messing with Dad’s stuff is never a good idea [Sound up].

A USA Swimming Foundation study found that nearly 70% of African American children have low or no swim ability.” [Source]


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Occasional Cortex got punked by a girl advocating eating babies, but that’s not the funny part. AOC’s non-reaction and acceptance of the premis IS.

Are you a freelance worker? Are you a tech guru? Are you self-employed? California AB5 should interest you. Employers and consultants are about to get screwed.

There’s a movement to recall California’s Governor Gavin Newsom (Nancy Pelosi’s nephew). Here’s his response as shown on the Petition:

Nah. Can’t be Newsom’s socialist policies that are crippling the State’s economy. No way. Nope. LOL

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A Humble Request. Thanks to all who contribute – every little bit helps.


From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.


[Top image: Petrified Wood Gas Station is now a used car lot.]

Dot Matrix Printer

She dots her i’s but doesn’t cross her t’s.

[Found here, via here.]

Yes it is.

[Found here.]

Bring Your Kid To Work Day

But is it paddy-trained?

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 604 – Budget Barbecue, Miz Punkinhaid & Takin’ Care Of Business

[Found here, here and here. Thanks to Mme. Jujujive for the awesome tweet-to-gif conversion mojo.]

Nothing Much Happened Today.

[Found in here.]

Born In 1018 A.D.

We’re living among idiots.

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