Today’s Headlines: “WE MADE HISTORY”

This is what I found when I opened the paper this morning:

Hillary History Paper

This is the first time in history a political party has nominated the subject of an ongoing FBI investigation.

Please do not harass the advertiser; compliment them for product placement instead. Image resized and cropped from my MojoFone .jpeg. No photoshop.

VoIP circa 1951

Ham Radio Beer

“Here’s a message from Milwaukee”
This thoughtful wife knows that the moment her husband tunes in on Schlitz the reception is good. For Schlitz has a very special taste that beer-lovers are changing to with ultra high frequency. Taste Schlitz, yourself. You’ll soon know why–

Something’s wrong with that picture. His code key is missing, he should be drinking Hamm’s and he’s leering, but why? Maybe he knows that The 2016 Amateur Radio Relay League Field Day is 25-26 June.

[Image found here.]

This Creeps Me Right Out.

RACIST ADVERTISMENT

“Every towel has 10,290 thirsty little dimples.”

That little Irish bastard is stealing your bacon and drilling holes into your skull with those unholy eyes. Reminds me of this.

[Found here.]

Truth In Advertising.

Truth In Advertising

Dude should’ve thrown a trollface for the win.

[Found here.]

Tempting A Cheese Of Piece Is How?

Cheese

There’s something inherently disturbing about that ad.

[Found here.]

Truth In Advertising: Wine Store Bombing

Wine Bombing 1

Wine Bombing 2

Wine Bombing 3

Wine Bombing 4

Wine Bombing 5

Wine Bombing 6

Wine Bombing 7

Wine Bombing 8

Some wag really hates his local wine shop.

[Found here.]

#BreckLivesMatter

[Images found here, here and elsewhere.]

Advertisement Postcard For A Convalescent Home

Let's All Sit Together

All against the wall.

Nothing funny about this.
Take care of your elders and NEVER abandon them. They took care of you, and now it’s your turn to return the favor.

Never forget what they did for you.

[Found here, via here.]

She’ll Restore Your Stren-gth.

Hyphen NAZI

Free shot of Jack?

[Found here.]

Disgruntled Employee?

Disgruntled Employee

Better get him re-gruntled pronto.

[Found here.]