Tag: car

Dawg Ridin’ Dirty

Dog Ridin'Dirty

[Found here.]

Saturday Matinee – Bustin’ Off The Ice, Japanese Graduation Ceremony, The Third Degree & The Heavy

“Ostra zima na Papieskiej w Nowym Sączu!”
One Rubber Mallet in Poland. [via]

Incomprehensible Japanese Graduation Ceremony is awesome. [via]

The Third Degree is an Aussie band specializing in retro R&B and does it well. That lead singer’s got the vibe of early James Brown and Smokey Robinson, backed up by the Bar-Kays.

The Heavy  has a great mix of funk, soul & swamp rock style (even though they blatently stole from Screamin’ Jay Hawkins).

I heard that the SuperBowl is coming up. Chili by 3, Broncos by 10. Have a great weekend, folks, see you tomorrow.

The .Gif Friday Post No.279 – Kikmedog Dance, Teen Parking Fail & Cat Boot Bat

Stand Up Canine

Oopsie

Cat Boot Bat

[Found here, here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.246 – Portal, Power Mower & Bark Your Car

[Found here, here and here.]

DolphinMobile

Step back (or squint) for the effect.

[Similar illusion, with explanation here. The image above was found on a forum that I’m not gonna link to because it’s got wads of offensive stuff. You’re welcome.]

Retro Babe Magnet Stripe Thingy

Caterpillars are GO.

[Found here.]

Magnetic Babe Magnet Babes

Retro hood ornaments.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.204 – DUDE. AWESOME.

 
[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.190 – Turtle WIN, Muttering Egg, Monkey WIN

[Found here, here and here.]

Captain Oblivious Rides Again

A high-speed drag race. A faulty hood latch. The driver’s view is blocked, and the gaping maw of certain death opens to quench its eternal hunger for blood and souls.

Hurtling through the space-time continuum, warping the laws of physics, a hero arrives in the nick of time.

In possession of unlimited mental powers yet untested, Captain Oblivious wrests the will of the power steering from the speeding vehicle. He laughs in the face of danger. “Ha, ha, ha,” muses Our Hero, as he maneuvers the machine away from peril and toward the relative safety of the raceway’s emergency sand trap.

Unbeknownst to Our Hero, the driver has already panicked. The driver screams as he jams on the brake pedal with both feet, and Captain Oblivious is thrown off at high velocity. Like a watermelon seed pinched between forefinger and thumb, Captain Oblivious is spit from the universe at the speed of whatever. The car slides to a safe stop in the sand.

With his mind swept clean of the memory of recent events, Captain Oblivious finds himself squatting naked in the vapor-ridden 10th dimension, fuzzily pondering his next assignment.

[Image found here; crossposted here.]