
[Found here.]

[Found here.]

[Found here.]


“When wound and the start/stop pull actuated, the incredibly detailed and realistically modeled standing monkey chef begins his performance by looking left then right whilst opening and closing eye lids as mouth moves to speak, lowering head slightly to indicate his latest culinary creation…”
This mechanical wonder (ca. 1880) sold for over $36k in 2014, and was presumably purchased by someone to keep their little brats and pets in line.


“Please don’t do this. I want you to be safe. But please, if you do this, post the consequences on imgur.”
[Image & caption found here.]

[Found here.]

Inverted colors and rotated the photo of
“An Asian sheepshead wrasse (Semicossyphus reticulatus) mature male in breeding colouration. Niigata, Japan.”
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