


[Found here, here and here.
Check out the Umbrella design vid here.]

Damages could run into hundreds of thousands of dollars.
“He obviously has a drug issue or something going on, [neighbor] Klawans said. “I have just never seen anything like this in my life.”
The Collier County Property Appraiser’s office says the house belongs to 40-year-old Jeffrey Leibman, who neighbors said did the damage over the course of a week.

Tết 2020 – The Year of the Rat.
Russian Elephants In The Snow [via].
Miss World & Miss Universe Statistics.
Another Great Actor Who Wasted His Life On Drugs And Alcohol.
“If you buy a bucket of chicken, check it before you leave, or all you’ll get are backs and feet.” –Grampa Strutts
“The instant you pull out of your driveway you become traffic and everyone hates you.” –Bunk Strutts
“If Mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. If Papa ain’t happy, nobody gives a shit.” –Anonymous
From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
[Top image: Painted gourd found in my garage. Artwork by Bunkessa years ago.]

Arthur William Patrick Albert, aka Prince Arthur, Duke of Connaught and Strathearn, son of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert, circa 1874.
That photo wasn’t good enough for him, so he upped the ante.

Yeah. That rocks. Much better.
[Found here.]

[Found here.]

“My favorite part about the Columbo Board Game is that they wouldn’t pay Peter Falk what he wanted to be involved, so they had to work around showing his face.”
[Found here.]

Here’s an interesting “What If.“
5 doomsday predictions that didn’t happen.
The Human Calculator knows math shortcuts similar to the Trachtenberg System. His proposed calendar is cool, too.
Big surf at The Wedge in 2019. Only saw one shoulder hopper.
The word “too” is sexist. That and 22 more examples of PC stupid.
Congresswoman Maxine Waters promised to save a non-existant island.
From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
[Top image: Toilet goes all ‘splody after lightning strikes septic tank. More unusual weather phenomena of 2019 here.]