Dot Matrix Printer

She dots her i’s but doesn’t cross her t’s.

[Found here, via here.]

Yes it is.

[Found here.]

Nothing Much Happened Today.

[Found in here.]

Open Your Mouth, Stick Out Your Tongue and Say, “Hot Links.”

Hornets in slo-mo.

Fired for farting – The Movie [via].

The age of being easily amused [via].

What best-selling author used more commas than any other before or since? Guess before you click.

From the “Ya Gotta Be Kidding Me” Department: Some jerks got upset because IKEA’s food court offered rice and peas. REALLY.


Ray Stevens on Global Warming Climate Change [via].
George Carlin on Global Warming Climate Change.
Some guy in Australia on Global Warming Climate Change.
Bunk Strutts on Global Warming Climate Change.


A Humble Request [updated]. We’re still in “wait and see” mode.


From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.


[Top image: That’s Mikayla Saravia‘s 6-1/2 inch long tongue. It matters because she’s cashing in on it. Story here.]

Tribes

“World’s last tribes: Shock pics show people in danger of EXTINCTION.”

The title is misleading. No, those aren’t “shock pics,” and those people aren’t “in danger of extinction.” Their cultures are, and it’s happened for millennia.

[Images with captions found here.]

Dude Scores A Classic Stingray For Next To Nothing.

[Found here.]

Snow White’s Patio

Her neighbors are not amused.

[Found here. Related post here.]

#3 Rebar With Neon Skimmer & Tomato Plant Hot Links

Big Beach Bubbles.

Photoshopped tan?

How to make a Miraphone.

László Bíró is possibly the greatest pen name ever.

Marcel Marceau‘s last words were, ”                               .”

This illusion works only once… as far as you know. If you’ve never seen it, stop the video at 0:55, reset to 0:00 and watch it again. If you’ve seen it before, watch the entire video non-stop, then smack your forehead.


Neither Southside Johnny nor Maria Muldaur wrote the song. Lois Mann & Henry Glover did, and The Swallows recorded it in 1951.

I first heard this song when I was 11. This song sounded so good, but I was curious as to what they were talking about. I’m like “Grandma, what are they talking about?”
She looked at me for a minute and replied, “They’re talkin’ ’bout cuttin’ meat.”

BTW, Lois Mann’s real name was Sidney Nathan.


[Top image: Libellula croceipennis aka “Neon Skimmer” spotted in my side yard.]

Selfie

[Found here.]

Fish Faces :D :D :O & Sudden Realization Haiku

Sudden Realization Haiku:

A toddler tastes a live fish.
Fish tastes the boy back.
His hands enhance the story.

[Images found here.]