The Door Is Closed. Now What?

Elevator to Hell.2YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO CHOOSE CORRECTLY.
UNMARKED BUTTONS RELEASE THE GAS.
THE CLOCK STARTS NOW.

[Found here.]

Saturday Matinee: Dontcha Be Talmbout Mama

Squeeze Box” was recorded by The Who in 1975. No sexual innuendo intended they said. Ya, right, I said.

Frank Zappa & The Mothers, Live at The Roxy, 1973. Wait for the slide trombone solo sans trombone. Early polyrhythmic jazz fusion, whether you like it or not.

Mama Told Me Not To Come” was written by Randy Newman for Eric Burden and The Animals who recorded & released it in 1967. Very cool song sung partially in Ebonics. The best known version was by Three Dog Night in 1970.

Mama Said” was recorded by the Shirelles, released in 1961 and became an entirely bitchin’ hit.

Big Mama Thornton was talented and scary at the same time. Even the Chess Brothers said she was nasty, wore scars. Here’s her 1965 rendition of “Hound Dog,” written by Lieber & Stoller.

There’s a little something for everyone on this post. Have a great weekend, and be sure too give your Mamas a great big hug tomorrow. If you don’t, I will.

 

The .Gif Friday Post No.389 – Raccoon Repays, Rabbit Robs & Bear Burgles

I give you give me

Rabbits can be dicks

Dumpster Bear

[Found here, here and here.]

Another Great Gift Idea: “Lucky Mojo Head” With 4 Odors

Lucky Mojo Head

[Found here.]

Earth Day 2015

Happy Earth Day

Yep, it’s time again to swab out your car’s tailpipe, cut off the electricity, raise the garage door by hand and pee in the back yard… in the dark.

Whatta buncha ineffectual misdirected feel-good ignorant hoo-hah.

[Rightclick the image, copy & paste, and share it. It’s my opinion and it’s very very true. –Bunk]

1959 Chevy Bel Air vs. 2009 Chevy Malibu

1959 Chevy Bel Air vs. 2009 Chevy Malibu

Yep, cars are safer now, but what a waste of a classic. Click on the image to see the test video that includes cameras inside each vehicle during the collision. [Animated .gif previously posted here.]

[Confidential to Tasha A.: Czech your email. Je ne sais quoi indeed. -Bunk]

The .Gif Post No.385 – Crash Test, Duck No & Feeder Thieves

Crash TestDUCK NO

[Found here and here. “Duck No” was created from image found here. Top image is a crash test between a 1959 Chevrolet Bel Air and a 2009 Chevy Malibu.]

The Quality of Yahoo News

Yahoo News PeeWee Herman

This Is Important, according to Yahoo News.

The .Gif Post No. 384 – Current Events

Pool Stunt FAIL
Iran

thermonuclear 1thermonuclear 4thermonuclear 2thermonuclear 3

A THERMONUCLEAR WEAPON DOES NOT BELONG IN THE HANDS OF AN ENEMY OF THE STATE.

WE ARE

NOT AMUSED

MR. OBAMA.

 

Israel

[Found here, here and here.]

Nothing Much Happened Today.

Nothing Much Happened Today 12

Hunter S. Thompson is ON THE AIR.

[Image found here.]