“I SAID, DO NOT USE MY CUP, DAMMIT.”

IT'S MY CUP YELLOW CUP DAMMIT

Someone’s wound just a tad too tight.

[Found here.]

NYC Bubble Head Man

Bubble Head 3

Bubble Head 1

Bubble Head 2

Nobody on that NYC street reacted because stuff like this is normal. Go figure.

[Found here.]

Playful Pup Pwns Pisa People’s Pics Perfectly

Pisa Pup

No tourist can beat this one (except maybe this guy). Then on the other hand, everything is relative, and it may be The Leaning Duomo of Pisa instead.

[Found here. Somewhat related post here.]

“Oh, hi! I’ll be out in a minute.”

OH HI! I'll be out in a minute.

[Found here.]

Hot Links With Jazz Hands

Racoon Jazz Hands

Black holes are soooo passé. Meet the White Holes [via].

What children’s games do you remember playing? Here are some classics including the rules.

Londres. Viendo pasar gente.

A List Of Pointless Websites. Very cool collection.

Deaf-Blind Brazilian Watches World Cup With Help From His Friends.

Need a prosthetic leg with a built-in stereo system? Here’s the place [via].

Cigar box juggling in Japan.

Cigar box juggling in America.

This story still fascinates me. Michael Larson discovered a flaw in a TV game show and exploited it without cheating. Walked away with a quarter million in today’s dollars, then blew it. Documentary here.

Top 10 Greatest Optical Illusions Ever.

[Top image found somewhere in here.]

Saturday Matinee – The Great McGonigal, Super Chikan & The Sensational Alex Harvey Band

The Great McGonigal, aka W.C. Fields, knew his cigar boxes.

Guy’s playing a Diddley Bow. Pure awesome, and here’s his website.

And since the sentient voters of Scotland wisely chose to postpone secession from Great Britain for now, here’s this:  my favorite Scottish band ever:

The Sensational Alex Harvey Band was oddly under appreciated in the US (except for a cult following in Cleveland) but was popular in the proto-punk theater-rock scene in Great Britain. Vambo Rools.

Have a great weekend, folks, and be back here tomorrow for more inanity.

The .Gif No.347 – Woodcut Timelapse, Endless Caterpillar & Zen Snake

Woodcut in millimeters

endless caterpillar

Zen Snake

[Found here, here and here.]

A Rude Awakening

About Last Night

[Found here.]

Kiss Me.

Kiss Me

I’m a princess. Really. Trust me.

[Found here.]

The FLOTUS: Fashion Caboose

AFP 533318897 A GOV USA DC

That’s Michelle Obama wearing something that no other mortal has ever worn. She strapped it on, laced it, and tied it up all by herself. TRUE.

[More here.]