
[Found here.]

[Found here.]

[Story and image found here.]

VMD and USWs compress hundreds of calories into an MRE about the size of a golf ball.
I want one that tastes like Skyline Chili but I’d settle for a marble-sized eggamuffin.
[Story here.]

[Found here.]

L.A. Earthquake vs. L.A. Rain.
A story about an S-Ho found here. [Language]
How To Solve The Homeless Problem Dept:
Force them to listen to this every day, like we have to.
President Thomas Jefferson, at 64 and in declining health, was NOT the likely father of any of Sally Heming‘s children. More here.
Betsy Ross’ flag was never the official flag of the United States of America. The USA did not exist until she won her independence in 1783.
From the Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
[Top image: Shame on Nike.]

“Shut Up, Little Man!” trailer.
Don’t Mess With A Fart Squirrel.
And they said, “DON’T PARK HERE!.”
Kid learned it from somewhere. [NSFW, NSFK]
Children of Illegal Immigrants In Cages is a Hoax.
3.6 billion years ago, something sent a radio message.
(BFD. It’s common.)
Alexandria Occasional-Cortex’ teary-eyed photo op was in front of an empty parking lot.
From The Archives: 1 year ago. 5 years ago. 10 years ago.
[Top image: Stuff happens often in Disaster City. Related post here.]