Both are horseflies, and the top one is a liar. No matter how cute he looks covered in early morning dew, he’s gonna bite you, and the second one is going to laugh.
Yes, it’s true. Horse flies laugh and they know how to throw a trollface.
Update: Completely forgot The Friday .Gif Post last night. 12 hours of battling red tape at LADBS got me all bonky. Meanwhile, visit our .gif archives here.
Giuseppe Arcimboldo, Study of a goat’s deformed hoof, 1563
The artist who painted a deformed goat’s hoof was the same guy who painted all those famous portraits consisting of fruits and vegetables. True.
[Found here.]
[Found here.]
From the “Movin’ On Up” Department: Bicycle seat innovation eliminates saddle sores by relocating them.
About Colonial Indoor Lighting [via].
What not to do if you’re a Travis County Texas District Attorney named Rosemary Lehmberg pulled over for DWI with a blood alcohol level of .23.
And if you’re a Travis County Texas District Attorney convicted of DWI named Rosemary Lemberg, don’t don’t attempt to indict the Governor in retaliation for a legal veto of funding for your department due to inherent and egregious corruption.
Related: Kinky Friedman endorses Texas Governor Rick Perry. Friedman’s a hoot.
Here’s Houston Harris (better known as Bobo Brazil) vs. Rikidōdzan in 1957, complete match.
(Kim Sin-rak, aka Rikidōzan, here.)
In 1654, Otto von Guericke invented a machine that really sucked. In 1888, John Dunlop invented a machine that really blew.
Disneyland? Nah. THIS is the Happiest Place On Earth.
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[Found here.]
[Found here.]
[Images shamelessly pilfered from here, click for full size. More at the link.]
Calling cows with a bovine ‘bone by Farmer Derek Klingenberg.
The Fire House Five (plus Two) play “Red Hot River Valley” (1951). The band was made up of members of Disney’s animation department and were fairly successful.
Trombone Shorty on trumpet with “Hurricane Season” (2010) This New Orleans funk jazz mix works.
That should hold you for a while. More stuff coming down the pipe, so see you tomorrow.
Tacky Raccoons 