


[Found here and here. Clipped the raccoons from here.]
Top left is the original [h/t Charlene604]. It appears to date to February 2020; people were already having fun with it on Reddit.
The bottom two are not my own.

Wet sidewalk outside my house was glowing.

The missus butchered this year’s Grumpkin in record time, and not a single tricker treater showed up last night. On the plus side, we have about month’s worth of Reese’s and I know where they’re hidden.
For some reason, our last year’s Grumpkin butchery was never posted, so here it is:

Previous years’ Strutts Grumpkins here.