What To Do If You’re Happy And You Know It.

Holy Mother of The Son of God. That’s awesome.

[Found here.]

Dog’s Got Balls.

[Hound found here.]

Hot Links con Huevos y Salchichas

WIN.

Cat boxes [via].

Eggs and Sausage.

Beer Pong – Level 11.

This is a Maori War Face.

These are Maori War Faces (minus one).

Her knees are real and they’re fabulous.

I hear, “Brain Needle.” It’s The McGurk Effect. Oh, and I hear “Yanny.”

If you ever need to fold a 5 dollar bill into something completely awesome, this is how.

Retiree uses a common Microsoft program to create artwork, and it’s NOT MSPaint. He uses MSExcel.

Guess which three countries contribute the most to plastic pollution of the oceans, then click here.

My respect for the late Muhammad Ali just went down a notch or two. Ohio Democrat Congressman Wayne Hays, Sly Stone, an unidentified British Jew and Ali discussed racism on The Mike Douglas Show.

[Top image: That’s Bambi Nicklen’s heel. Story here.]

Saturday Matinee – Tommy COOper, CockatOOs, TerryTOOns & Brenton WOOd

Old trick, but it’s a good ‘un. I had one that was similar – the bottles flipped from right side up to upside down using the same basic gaffe (like this). [via here.]

Attitude.

“Jazz Mad” TerryToons 1931 [via]. From Wiki:

Through much of its history, the studio [Terrytoons] was considered one of the lowest-quality houses in the field, to the point where Paul Terry noted, “Disney is the Tiffany’s in this business, and I am the Woolworth’s.” Terry’s studio had the lowest budgets and was among the slowest to adapt to new technologies such as sound (in about 1930) and Technicolor (in 1938), while its graphic style remained remarkably static for decades. Background music was entrusted to one man, Philip Scheib, and Terry’s refusal to pay royalties for popular songs forced Scheib to compose his own scores. Paul Terry took pride in producing a new cartoon every other week, regardless of the quality of the films.

In keeping with the accidental Double O Theme, here’s one more.

Alfred Jesse Smith, aka, Brenton Wood, had back-to-back hits in 1967: The Oogum Boogum Song and Gimme Little Sign. Filmed in Hacienda Heights California on “Thee Mr. Duran Show,” this video dates to pre-2006. Jump to 01:53 for the song.

Have a great Memorial Day weekend, folks. Remember those we are memorializing and why.

The .Gif Friday Post No. 536 – Scary Scaffold, Diving Cat, Kitty WTF, & Whipped Cream Noodling.

[Found here, here, here, and here. Last one cropped, mirrored, reversed and reflected just for fun. Didn’t turn out like I wanted, but so what. It was an experiment.]

Retro Rocky Horror

[Found here.]

Very Cool but Not Cool.

[Found in here, via here.]

Druids.

“No one knew who they were, or what they were doing…”

[Image and caption found here.]

Stonework

At some point in the history of this building, manufactured blocks became unavailable and Tetris was invented.

[Found in here.]

Important Mop Handle Assembly Hot Links

“Animal House” dialogue transcript here.

BOON: Otter, holy shit! Otis Day and the Knights! l don't believe this.

Missing Missy” still amuses me.

How to make an Electric Tennis Racket Guitar.

It took seven minutes. Awesome senior prank.

The Outer Space Octopus Theory is plausible.

Danger Men: The Red Arrows.

Donnie Baker is justifiably pissed, “…all because my neighbor to the north told the Home Owner’s Association my boat was an eyesore. ‘WELL, SO’S YOUR WIFE, MITCHELL!'”

[Top image found in my kitchen.]