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Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

The .Gif Friday Post No. 553- Chewy Tweet, Quack Tweet & Shark Snark Tweet

Friday, 5 October 2018

The above makes no sense without the sound up.


[Tweets from Twitter as if you couldn’t tell, and yes I cheated. Been busy in meatworld.]

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That Time of the Moth.

Thursday, 4 October 2018

[Found here.]

Roadtrip Sandwich

Wednesday, 3 October 2018

It’s all in the presentation. Now hand me the ketchup so I can show the kids what happens when you hit a platter at 80mph.

[Found here.]

Shark Attack

Tuesday, 2 October 2018

That beast looks to be about 6 feet long. The one that attacked the kid in San Diego this weekend and took a chunk out of his torso was 5 to 6 feet longer, about the length of the cool Stingray in the photo.

Think about the damage an aggressive shark half its size could do.

Here’s my honest opinion. Let’s eat them before they eat us.

[Found here.]

Truly Scary Halloween Costume

Monday, 1 October 2018

“My father dressed up as a bird for Halloween.” 1966

At least he tried, but that he was proud enough to get his missus to take a photo of this creepy atrocity is a different story.

[Image found here.]

Banana-Fanna Hot Links

Sunday, 30 September 2018

All the red areas around that sudden veer around that elephant next to that tree are human blood stains from having to swerve at 80 mph without warning.

$650.

Fire truck.

Math joke for squares.

Best Karaoke ever [via].

Fishbone was/is awesome.

Seal bitchslaps kayaker with octopus.

There’s a new blog in town and it’s bitter. Check it out.

Watch the following in sequence:

Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 1.

Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 2.

Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 3.

Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 4.

This is kinda related, but you’ll wish you hadn’t seen it. (Don’t worry, it’s SFK.)

Russian “feminist” attacks dozens of men with bleach because she doesn’t like how they sit on the subway.

People have been posting Amazon customer reviews for Tuscan Dairy Whole Milk 128 oz. for over a decade and they’re awesome.

This book sells a lot of copies, but only got 3 reviews.

A reference to farts by 16 year-olds in a High School yearbook could disqualify Supreme Court Justice Nominee Kavanaugh? Pheeew.

[Top image found here via here.]

Saturday Matinee – The Castaways, The Knickerbockers, Three Dog Night and The Wrecks

Saturday, 29 September 2018

AKA “The Song The Beatles Forgot To Write.” The Knickerbockers (from New Jersey) were a derivative band, had a 1965 hit with “Lies.”

The Castaways had their only hit single “Liar, Liar” in 1965 also, but, hey. They had a Go-Go-Girl. Just sayin’.

Classic 70’s song from Three Dog Night perfomed circa 2008.

Then there’s this, and I like it. The Wrecks jam it.

The worst sin in the world is to bear false witness against an innocent person. In my case, it made the local papers. I’ve been there, been accused of horrible crimes with no evidence.  I couldn’t leave my apartment, didn’t have money to defend myself, and all the allegations were EVENTUALLY determined to be false, made up by some school girls for kicks. Their story broke down under interrogation.

Have a great weekend, folks, and I hope you’re never accused of crimes you never comitted.

The .GIF Friday Post No. 552 – Limbo Clothesline, Deleting Unused Icons & Making a Cookie Cutter

Friday, 28 September 2018

[Found here, here and here.]

Another Great Gift Idea – Fishflops

Thursday, 27 September 2018

What a bass ad idea. [Found here.]

Quality Experience Service

Tuesday, 25 September 2018

“Maintenance and Sanitation Products.”
One can only guess what he’s hiding in that drum…

[Found here.]


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