Uropygidian Hot Links

Dixie.

Our tax dollars at work.

The best Chuck Berry album ever.

Terrence K. Williams is a hoot. Here’s a taste.

Damascus steel from Balls from the bearing.”

Douche in a Camaro [via]. “Notice how everything was just fine until Mr Jacobs called… “

San Diego has a voting registration rate of 117%. This is AFTER purging a half-million inactive voters (i.e., non-residents and the dead).


Happy Birthday to Jeff Bezos, Marco Boogers, George Duke, The Amazing Kreskin, Sheila Jackson Lee, Rush Limbaugh, Mississippi Fred McDowell, Howard Stern, Rob Zombie, and someone else whose name I won’t mention but his initials are Bunk Strutts.


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The .GIF Friday Post No. 617 – Lil’ Cheeto Lived, 1 Minus 1 Machine & A Tiring Girl

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Interesting, as large cats (wild) have an innate ability to attack “from behind”! A zoologist designed a hat/bandana with a printed face on the back, which would keep Mountain Lions at bay, since the Lions thought “the face” was watching them!

The Dorque of WTF

Arthur William Patrick Albert, aka Prince Arthur, Duke of Connaught and Strathearn, son of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert, circa 1874.
That photo wasn’t good enough for him, so he upped the ante.

Yeah. That rocks. Much better.

[Found here.]

Wood-Fired Volvo

Nice work. Now let’s talk about your haircut.

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Hate your cable company? Call me.

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The Back Of Peter Falk’s Head Board Game

“My favorite part about the Columbo Board Game is that they wouldn’t pay Peter Falk what he wanted to be involved, so they had to work around showing his face.”

[Found here.]

‘Splody Throne Hot Links

Jenga Dog.

Here’s an interesting “What If.

Some good things happened.

5 doomsday predictions that didn’t happen.

The Human Calculator knows math shortcuts similar to the Trachtenberg System. His proposed calendar is cool, too.

Big surf at The Wedge in 2019. Only saw one shoulder hopper.

The word “too” is sexist. That and 22 more examples of PC stupid.

Congresswoman Maxine Waters promised to save a non-existant island.


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[Top image: Toilet goes all ‘splody after lightning strikes septic tank. More unusual weather phenomena of 2019 here.]

 

The .Gif Friday Post No. 616 – Don’t Do This, Please Stop Doing That & The Exhibition




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They Come In Packs Of Four

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Nothing Much Happened Today.

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