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This is not about me. This is about us.
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Category: Odd
Dude Earns A Lake Hat
[Found here.]
Short Order of Hot Links
Head Pong. On a family vacation, there was a British soccer team in town, and two of them were in the motel pool playing volleyball (with a soccer ball) using only their heads. They were amazing. During a break, I asked them “Doesn’t that hurt?” One responded, “Nah. We’re numbskulls.”
Male feminist sucker-kicked a pro-life woman in Toronto ON CAMERA. Once apprehended, he’s going to get some new roommates who frown on that behavior. [3 October Update here.]
For those people who complained about the FEMA Emergency “Trump Alert System,” consider this: All the illegal cell phones in prisons across the U.S. went off as well [h/t Jonco Steel].
Sorry for the short list, but things in meatworld sometimes take precedence. Meanwhile, here’s something from Bunk’s earliest blogging days.
[These] pets are very quiet, don’t demand a lot of attention, and won’t damage the furniture. Plus, you won’t have to clean up their little Number Ones and Number Twos, and they even feed themselves!
“Jabba” strikes a thoughtful pose. He likes a good story, especially one with a “Charlotte” in it.
Look! Barney’s laughing! “Little Miss Muffett” cracks him up every time.
Awww. Lulu is sleepy. Sing her a song, something about a waterspout. She likes that one, and will be fast asleep in no time.
Furthermore, they are completely harmless, unless you fall asleep and they crawl down your throat and into your ear canal via the eustacian tube where they make their way up to your brain to control your every move for the next 48 hours before you die a slow painful death as a zombie, eaten from the inside out. Or not.
How can you not love something as furry, adorable and self-sufficent as these little guys?
More cute photos at Dark Roasted Blend.
[Reposted from here.]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 553- Chewy Tweet, Quack Tweet & Shark Snark Tweet
The above makes no sense without the sound up.
[Tweets from Twitter as if you couldn’t tell, and yes I cheated. Been busy in meatworld.]
That Time of the Moth.
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Roadtrip Sandwich
It’s all in the presentation. Now hand me the ketchup so I can show the kids what happens when you hit a platter at 80mph.
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Shark Attack
That beast looks to be about 6 feet long. The one that attacked the kid in San Diego this weekend and took a chunk out of his torso was 5 to 6 feet longer, about the length of the cool Stingray in the photo.
Think about the damage an aggressive shark half its size could do.
Here’s my honest opinion. Let’s eat them before they eat us.
[Found here.]
Truly Scary Halloween Costume
At least he tried, but that he was proud enough to get his missus to take a photo of this creepy atrocity is a different story.
[Image found here.]
Banana-Fanna Hot Links
$650.
Seal bitchslaps kayaker with octopus.
There’s a new blog in town and it’s bitter. Check it out.
Watch the following in sequence:
Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 1.
Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 2.
Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 3.
Michel & Sven: Der Tischdeckentrick Teil 4.
This is kinda related, but you’ll wish you hadn’t seen it. (Don’t worry, it’s SFK.)
Russian “feminist” attacks dozens of men with bleach because she doesn’t like how they sit on the subway.
People have been posting Amazon customer reviews for Tuscan Dairy Whole Milk 128 oz. for over a decade and they’re awesome.
This book sells a lot of copies, but only got 3 reviews.
A reference to farts by 16 year-olds in a High School yearbook could disqualify Supreme Court Justice Nominee Kavanaugh? Pheeew.
Saturday Matinee – The Castaways, The Knickerbockers, Three Dog Night and The Wrecks
AKA “The Song The Beatles Forgot To Write.” The Knickerbockers (from New Jersey) were a derivative band, had a 1965 hit with “Lies.”
The Castaways had their only hit single “Liar, Liar” in 1965 also, but, hey. They had a Go-Go-Girl. Just sayin’.
Classic 70’s song from Three Dog Night perfomed circa 2008.
Then there’s this, and I like it. The Wrecks jam it.
The worst sin in the world is to bear false witness against an innocent person. In my case, it made the local papers. I’ve been there, been accused of horrible crimes with no evidence. I couldn’t leave my apartment, didn’t have money to defend myself, and all the allegations were EVENTUALLY determined to be false, made up by some school girls for kicks. Their story broke down under interrogation.
Have a great weekend, folks, and I hope you’re never accused of crimes you never comitted.
Tacky Raccoons 