That’s so lame it’s awesome. It needs flame decals pointing the wrong way.
[Found in here.]
Category: Stupid
YAY! Toaster!
[Found here.]
Our Lady of the ‘Guanas
Oh yeah. I’ve always dreamt of a good lookin’ strong woman with dried lizard carcasses in her hair. Reminds me of the song “Ventura Highway” for some odd reason that kinda escapes me right now, so I’m gonna ‘guana sumpm’ ess tamarra. [via]
Whatta Mascot.
There are some things even we can’t improve upon, and this is one of them. [Found here.]
The .Gif Friday Post No.161 – Suckerkick Fail, Ducky Bike & Sugar Gliders
[Found here, here and here. And that’s a tubful of Sugar Gliders.]
How To Win At Hoseface
Oh, man, this is a game I’d fight to get in on. I don’t care if it was manufactured and sold by Hasbro, Milton Bradley, Ohio Art or Whammo, the pure psychological strategy of this simple game is awesome.
First step is to show up to the party early. Then get the ante to a decent level, and once the pot is there, that’s when you talk about how you practiced with the set earlier. Of course you don’t remember which color you practiced with, as you start sniffling and hacking a bit. (Complaining about a slight fever helps.) Then start the game immediately, and without hesitation, hock up a loogie into the trash can.
Gentlemen’s rules say anyone who quits forfeits the pot. INSTANT WIN!
[Found here.]
Sing Fer Yer Hot Links
Interesting collection of old songs about murders here with lots of stories.
“We’re DOOOOMED!” Great display of doomsayers of the 1970s from Paleo Future.
Oddness is only one click away. [via]
Speak With Conviction addresses a west coast speech pattern?
Women laughing alone with salad.
Pixar’s Zoetrope display is verracool.
Young Raccoon Chilluns
Gyroscopy
One of the great things about international football tournaments (that’s soccer to you deniers) are the lengths that some fans go to get photos posted on the internet:
A fan cheers during the Club World Cup semi-final soccer match between Brazil’s Internacional and DR Congo’s TP Mazembe at Mohammed Bin Zayed Stadium in Abu Dhabi December 14, 2010.
Right. Nothing like putting the threaded axle of a bicycle wheel on your noggin, giving it a spin, and enjoying some self-trepanation while watching a soccer match. Next thing you know, your spinning image is posted here.
Cat Mirror
It’s obvious that the owners don’t also have a dog, otherwise the snowcat would be yellow by now. [Found here.]
Tacky Raccoons 