
THIS is how you get 8 year old boys to take a bath.
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The National Lampoon would have done it, but they’re not around anymore so someone had to.
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“Every towel has 10,290 thirsty little dimples.”
That little Irish bastard is stealing your bacon and drilling holes into your skull with those unholy eyes. Reminds me of this.
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