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When A Radiologist Takes A Selfie
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Tag: creepy
This Creeps Me Right Out.
“Every towel has 10,290 thirsty little dimples.”
That little Irish bastard is stealing your bacon and drilling holes into your skull with those unholy eyes. Reminds me of this.
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The .Gif Friday Post No.419 – El Niño, Sisyphus Machine & a 1833 Phenakistoscope
Clowns Are Not Creepy (unless they wear Ever-Rite shoes).
That’s Lon Chaney (aka “The Man of 1,000 Faces“) from 1928’s “Laugh, Clown, Laugh.” He was arguably the first trollface.
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Another Great Gift Idea: Sweet Dreams Kitty Night Light
For those of you with little ones who are afraid of being alone in the dark, this comforting night light solves the problem.
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Evolution Is Awesome.
The .GIF Friday Post No. 413 – Seal Team, Snake Dead End & Happy Marching
Bunk’s 2015 Halloween Grumpkin
Took me about 30 minutes. Looks nice and menacing, ya?
Trouble is, there’s this thing called “scale” that kinda ruined it all.
I’ve done better, but given that we only had about five groups of sugarboogers, the amount of time and effort was not squandered.
It also looks like our neighbors’ kikmi dog (that barks all night, until I nail it with a bucket of ice water and the yappy dog’s owner gets pissed at me). The dog’s owner looks just like her dog, too.
Spooky Eye Cheese Ball
Okay, so the folks at the office scheduled a Halloween potluck and I told the Missus. Without hesitation, she said, “Do you want a Spooky Eye Cheese Ball?”
Well, there’s a big DUH.
Ms. Strutts’ Spooky Eye Cheese Ball
Note: This is a double recipe, serves a small village.
Ingredients:
(2) 8 oz. bricks of Philadelphia Cream Cheese.
(1) cup grated pepper jack cheese.
(1) cup grated sharp cheddar cheese.
(3) oz chopped dry salami.
(1) bunch green onions, diced. Save green ends.
(2) tsp. Worcestershire sauce, more or less to taste.
Preparation:
Mush ingredients into room temperature cream cheese in a glass bowl.
Refrigerate it overnight.
Dump it face down onto a serving plate.
Provide crackers and spread knife.
Optional *ahem* Decoration:
Sliced black olives for “pupil.”
Sliced pimentos for “veins.”
Sliced green onion ends for “eyelashes.”
It looks real stupid but that’s part of the fun.
Hell, it’s a Spooky Eye Cheese Ball, for God’s sake.
Bonus: Wait until all or most of your guests have sampled it, then tell them that you mixed it with your toes.)
Refrigerate leftovers.
BTW, you can’t copyright recipes.
© 2015 Bunk Strutts
Poopie Paper is ready for Doody Duty.
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Tacky Raccoons 