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I saw what you did there, #Rumpswab.
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Tag: FAIL
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This.
“What does a zero sound like?“
Free breakfast. And lunch. And dinner.
Sports Illustrated and creeping sharia.
Ancient beer recipe translated and brewed by monks.
All of Don McClean’s songs were sappy. There. I said it.
This creeped me right out. [G] [via]
This creeped me right out, too. [PG13]
This creeped me right out even more. [PG13]
From The World is Run by C Students Department:
In 2017, Jim Kenney, the democrat mayor of Philadelphia increased the soda tax to 1.5 cents per ounce, raising the price of a two-liter bottle of soda by roughly 67%. Tax revenue fell by 51%, shops closed and workers lost their jobs as people began shopping out of town. Brilliant move, moron.
[Top image found in here. Happy 30th Anniversary to Bunk & Bunkdalene.]
The .Gif Friday Post No. 586 – Hipster Ride, Nancy Ate A Mushroom & Over and Above
Dude’s not going anywhere, especially with that silly hipster beard.
Meanwhile, Nancy is fighting sepsis.
Giphy is a good source for odd .gifs, but they don’t give credit to contributors, so screw ’em.
Nothing Much Happened Today: Wrecked Before Sundown.
The Wedding
The Friday .Gif Post No. 584 – Panda Trap, Fountain Of The Dogs & A Greens Spike Fail
Vicious Gator Nearly Chews Man’s Arm Off.
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T-MINUS 60 SECONDS UNTIL BREAKUP
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Enlaces Calientes para Cinco de Mayo
What’s the word?
No, really. What’s the word?
Oh, jeez. Last time. WHAT’S THE WORD?
Veteran Dan Crenshaw stands up.
Nicholas Sandmann did nothing wrong.
“There are demon worshipers in the cul-de-sac” [Sound up].
There is a reason that she’s referred to as Alexandria Occasional Cortex. (Dude wouldn’t post my polite comment either, even though I’ve been linking to his site for years.)
We took an unscheduled trip recently, and Bunkessa had some observations about the plane flights: “They treat us like children.”
“Get in line. No talking.”
“We’re not going anywhere until you buckle your seat belt.”
“Sit up straight.”
“Put your toys away.”
“We’re turning off the lights so you can sleep.”
“BTW, you’re grounded until we say otherwise.”
“Curfew is at 11PM.”
“Once we land, you may go to the Carousel.”
10 years ago. 5 years ago. 1 year ago.
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Tacky Raccoons 