



This is what you get when you Google Fireworm.
Keep the carburetor out of the dishwasher.
Ladies and Gentlemen, due to a shift in the space-time continuum, we’re going to monitor the situation.
The Woolwich Foot Tunnel Anomaly is kinda fun [via].
Conan O’Brien, once president of the Harvard Lampoon, allegedly spent a night in jail following a stunt he pulled as an undergraduate. That story (with other unrelated pranks) found here.
How to swap pianos and not hold up the concert.
This is my favorite piano etude. I’d rename it “The Stupid Deadline Song.”

[Found here.]

[Top image h/t Savage via FaceBook.]

“Up your nose with a rubber hose.” –Gabe Kaplan
[Image scraped from a specious advertisement – unknown original source.]
Yeah, we lost another famous Chuck this week. Here’s Chuck Barris on The Gong Show featuring the late Eugene Patton, aka, Gene Gene The Dancing Machine. (If you thought I was going to post vids of The Unknown Comic, you’re mistaken, but here’s a link instead.)
GGTDM’s themesong was always Count Basie‘s 1938 hit “Jumpin’ At The Woodside,” so let’s go there. Here’s Basie’s Orchestra playing their 1937 hit “One O’Clock Jump” six years later in the movie Reveille with Beverly.
That 1943 Basie lineup likely included Buck Clayton, Harry “Sweets” Edison, Snooky Young, trumpet; Dicky Wells, trombone; Earle Warren, Buddy Tate, Don Byas, Jack Washington, saxes; Freddie Green, guitar; Jo Jones, drums. Not sure who’s on bass.
This Funk Bass Slapfest is awesome, and the girl’s smacking a six-string. I’m guessing that this how Julliard students settle their differences and go busking at the same time.
OH WAIT! THAT’S AMERICA PAZ!
Very impressive, Ms. America.
Have a great weekend, folks. We’ll see you tomorrow.