The .Gif Friday Post No. 493 – Nose Twerking, Lizard Extraction & Pendulum Man

[Found here, here and on our refrigerator.]

14 June FLAG DAY – With Liberty And Justice For All.

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[Top image h/t Savage via FaceBook.]

Wake Up And Smell The Peanuts.

[Found here. More elephant stuff here.]

Water so pure you can smell it.

“Up your nose with a rubber hose.” –Gabe Kaplan

[Image scraped from a specious advertisement – unknown original source.]

The .Gif Friday Post No.483 – Merry-Go-Nap, Bitchslap & Tripping In L.A.

[Found here, here and here. I enhanced the 2nd by scraping the source and reconstructing the .gif.]

Saturday Matinee – Chuck Barris & Eugene Patton, Count Basie & America Paz

Yeah, we lost another famous Chuck this week. Here’s Chuck Barris on The Gong Show featuring the late Eugene Patton, aka, Gene Gene The Dancing Machine. (If you thought I was going to post vids of The Unknown Comic, you’re mistaken, but here’s a link instead.)

GGTDM’s themesong was always Count Basie‘s 1938 hit “Jumpin’ At The Woodside,” so let’s go there. Here’s Basie’s Orchestra playing their 1937 hit “One O’Clock Jump” six years later in the movie Reveille with Beverly.

That 1943 Basie lineup likely included Buck Clayton, Harry “Sweets” Edison, Snooky Young, trumpet; Dicky Wells, trombone; Earle Warren, Buddy Tate, Don Byas, Jack Washington, saxes; Freddie Green, guitar; Jo Jones, drums. Not sure who’s on bass.

This Funk Bass Slapfest is awesome, and the girl’s smacking a six-string. I’m guessing that this how Julliard students settle their differences and go busking at the same time.

OH WAIT! THAT’S AMERICA PAZ!

Very impressive, Ms. America.

Have a great weekend, folks. We’ll see you tomorrow.

The .GIF Friday Post No. 476 – On the Jumbotron, Hot Shades, Fighting Irish & Snowdiver

[Found here, here and here. Oh, yeah, and here.]

Blizzard Forecast for Northeastern US; Canadians Say, “Hold My Beer.”

[Found here and here and.]

The .GIF Friday Post No.474 – California Winter, Parking Lot Pothole & The Karma of the Pylon

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pothole

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[Found here, here and here.]

The .GIF Friday Post No.462 – Hair Controller, Semi Towed & Moses Parts It

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moses

[Found here, here and in here.]