The Roof Ninja

“It’s not for everybody, it’s not even for me.” – The Roof Ninja

I sometimes watch police bodycam videos for amusement – someone gets pulled over for a minor infraction, then escalates the encounter into multiple felonies and jail time.

This one intrigued me.

Midland Michigan Police were called to evict a woman who had been living on a grocery store rooftop in a sign access space for about a year. From the YouTube description:

On April 23, 2024, police were dispatched to the Family Fare grocery store in Midland, MI, to investigate a suspicious incident. The store manager reported that a contractor working on the roof had stumbled upon a 34-year-old woman, known as the ‘roof ninja,’ residing inside the store’s rooftop sign. The sign had been transformed into a mini-apartment, containing items such as a printer, pantry, desk, and coffee maker. It was subsequently discovered that she had been residing there for quite a while.

The policewoman was impressed, noting that the attic was clean, and she could smell a whiff of garlic. The Roof Ninja offered the officers some non-alcoholic ginger root beer before leaving most of her possessions behind in the attic. The police presumably issued a trespass (that if she returned to the property she’d be arrested) and her possessions were ultimately returned.

Full video:
https://youtu.be/osTeKSTvtC8?si=91JjrkvAB3FHb7Zh
Short version:
https://youtu.be/R28ZSY2Sc2A?si=NUE1UjX37TDwZ6fK

The .Gif Friday Post No. 867 – Bovine Boots, Happytime Dog & The Final Lap

[Found here, here, and modified the swimmer found here.]

The .Gif Post No. 856 – The Sentries, A Birdfeeder & Martian Walkers

[Found here, here and here. Added the Curtain Lady to the first one.]

Patience waits.

[Found here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 827 – Lil’ Rocker, Iron Roller, Fall Weather & That Guy

[Found here, here, here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 826 – Biergarten Twist, One Little Grape & The Perfect Dismount

[Found here, here and here.]

The .Gif Friday Post No. 824 – ‘Boonlips, Angry Hair & HUZZAH!

[Found here, here and here.]

Rule No. 1

Photo by Sarah Ainslie, Smithfield Market, London (1998).

[Found here and colorized.]

Rectitudinous Hot Links

Luisa Bodem competes during the women’s long jump event at the German indoor athletics in Leipzig, Germany, Feb. 19, 2017.

Crazy Rat, The Violetz (2014) Neo rockabilly / psychobilly band from Japan.

Boops.

Inky Dink.

Slap battle.

Um, Vermont

Magic manholes.

Some nice trains.

Van T. Barfoot vs. the HOA.

Work smart [via Bunkerville].

The pants see through your lies.

Abacusynth [via Memo Of The Air].

I Got Drunk And Slapped Me A Midget.

Zulu pronunciation tutorial [via Mme. Jujujive].

I’d buy this dumpster a beer for a story [via This Isn’t Happiness].

You already know what’s going to happen and you’re gonna watch it anyway.

[Top image found here.]


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The .Gif Friday Post No. 803 – Drainman, Mudsplat & Taco Tip

[2nd .gif found here; 1st & 3rd lifted from Bitter Ben when he wasn’t looking.]