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Eat the brains first.
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Please don’t do this to your children, and don’t do it to your lobster either. It’s just not right and it’s not funny.
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Friday the 13th comes on a Monday this month. A whole week of bad luck, unless you’re a tree snake.
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If this flag represents slavery, racism and oppression, then every flag of every nation in existence in 1776 did so as well. So what. This country abolished slavery over a hundred years ago, yet slavery still thrives in many parts of the world, most notably Africa and the middle east. Where’s the outrage over that?
There is none because the attack on the Confederate Flag has nothing to do with slavery or racism, and everything to do with attacking fiscally conservative southern politicians.
Let’s rock.
The late racist Dick Clark brings racist Duane Eddy onto American Bandstand to perform “Rebel Rouser” wearing Confederate garb.
The racist band Little Feat performs “Dixie Chicken” featuring racist vocalists Bonnie Raitt and Emmylou Harris.
The Band‘s classic racist song is a good wrap up for this racist edition of The Saturday Matinee. Have a great weekend, folks, and let’s STOP THE IDIOCY
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Several possibilities here.
1. She’s ignorant.
2. She knows exactly what she’s doing but doesn’t give a crap.
3. Her boyfriend didn’t fill the tank so she’s filling it with diesel.
4. She runs a massage parlor in Great Barrington.
5. All of the above.
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